{"id":1690,"date":"2008-05-06T15:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T12:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/05\/06\/ghid-de-acostare-partea-i\/"},"modified":"2008-05-06T15:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T12:59:00","slug":"ghid-de-acostare-partea-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/05\/ghid-de-acostare-partea-i\/","title":{"rendered":"Ghid de acostare &#8211; Partea I"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"snap_preview\">\n<p>M-am scremut din idei la cum ar putea recurge la impresionarea reprezentantelor sexului frumos diversi  indivizi cu diferite tipologii:<\/p>\n<p>Tipul cu finisajele: &ldquo;Pielea \u0163i-e at&acirc;t de fin\u0103 de p&acirc;n\u0103 \u015fi \u015fmirghelul s-ar c\u0103i&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Badaranul: &ldquo;M\u0103 scuzi, n-am practicat hipism, dar &icirc;mi place s\u0103 sar calul&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Laborantul: &ldquo;M\u0103 faci s\u0103 m\u0103 simt de parca to\u0163i electronii graviteaz\u0103 de fericire&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Tipul cu hiper-glicemie: &ldquo;O cafea f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r, te rog, c\u0103 apoi &icirc;ncep s\u0103-\u0163i fac ochi dulci&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M-am scremut din idei la cum ar putea recurge la impresionarea reprezentantelor sexului frumos diversi indivizi cu diferite tipologii: Tipul cu finisajele: &ldquo;Pielea \u0163i-e at&acirc;t de fin\u0103 de p&acirc;n\u0103 \u015fi \u015fmirghelul s-ar c\u0103i&rdquo; Badaranul: &ldquo;M\u0103 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[134,152,1477,3045],"class_list":["post-1690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idei-fertile","tag-aberatii","tag-acostare","tag-ghid","tag-sexul-frumos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1690"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1690\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}