{"id":185,"date":"2008-08-20T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/08\/20\/politist-impotent\/"},"modified":"2008-08-20T20:38:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-20T17:38:00","slug":"politist-impotent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/08\/politist-impotent\/","title":{"rendered":"Politist impotent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o intersectie, un sofer tureaza motorul la maxim, si cand pleca la verde, claxoneaza si striga catre politistul din intersectie:<br \/>-Impotentule!<br \/>Scena se repeta zi de zi, de cateva ori. Exasperat politistul se plange seara sotiei, de ceea ce se intampla. Aceasta ii zice calm  sa se relaxeze si sa nu-l mai bage in seama pe nesimtit.<br \/>A doua zi, la semafor vine tipul, ambaleaza motorul, se face verde, claxoneazasi pleaca in tromba zicand politistului:<br \/>-Paraciosule!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o intersectie, un sofer tureaza motorul la maxim, si cand pleca la verde, claxoneaza si striga catre politistul din intersectie:-Impotentule!Scena se repeta zi de zi, de cateva ori. Exasperat politistul se plange seara sotiei, de &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}