{"id":19,"date":"2008-08-14T23:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T20:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/08\/14\/pacala-in-china\/"},"modified":"2008-08-14T23:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T20:25:00","slug":"pacala-in-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/08\/pacala-in-china\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cP\u0103cal\u0103 \u00een China\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"snap_preview\">\n<p>Mi-am scr\u00e2ntit imagina\u0163ia pre\u0163 de minute bune s\u0103 g\u0103sesc un titlu mai inspirat dec\u00e2t cel dat de autorul <a href=\"http:\/\/jocurileolimpice2008.ro\/emain\/articolul\/816418\/Pacala-in-China-N-am-stiut-la-ce-ora-e-concursul\">articolului din Evenimentul Zilei<\/a> ce face subiectul acestui post, \u00eens\u0103 cu insucces. A\u015fa c\u0103 l-am dat cu citat.<\/p>\n<p>Despre ce este vorba: mar\u0163i, la Beijing, un \u00eenot\u0103tor rom\u00e2n <em>a ratat participarea la preliminariile probei de 200 de metri bras fiindc\u0103 n-a \u015ftiut la ce or\u0103 e concursul.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ce mi se pare mai ilar din toat\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2mplarea asta de pomin\u0103 \u015fi m\u0103 umple de o oarecare compasiune, este c\u0103 \u00eensu\u015fi omul a recunoscut cu senin\u0103tate (dup\u0103 scrisele celor din EZ) c\u0103 imediat ce i-a observat la televizor pe cei din seria sa gata s\u0103 fac\u0103 pleosc cu \u015flipii \u00een bazin, \u00eei venea s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00een acela\u015fi timp. P\u0103i cum s\u0103 nu-\u0163i vin\u0103 s\u0103 r\u00e2zi, omule, c\u00e2nd toat\u0103 faza e demn\u0103 de Cascadorii R\u00e2sului. \u00cen zadar a fugit s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la timp pentru intrarea \u00een concurs, era deja prea t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n<p>Parc\u0103 mi-l \u00eenchipui pe s\u0103racul om negociind cu chinezii de la intrare \u00een \u00eencercarea sa disperat\u0103 de a intra \u00een cursa deja \u00eenceput\u0103: \u201cPliz, let mi pas. Ai em \u0103 suim\u0103r hi\u0103r. Hai b\u0103 \u0163\u00ee\u0163\u00eei\u0163ilor, l\u0103sa\u0163i-m\u0103 dracului s\u0103 trec c\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia au deja un tur de bazin \u00eenainte!\u201d. Presupun\u00e2nd c\u0103 ar fi reu\u015fit s\u0103 treac\u0103 de paz\u0103, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc ce ar mai fi putut face \u00een condi\u0163iile alea? S\u0103 cear\u0103 organizatorilor s\u0103 re\u00eenceap\u0103 cursa, imediat ce ar fi \u00eenotat \u015fi el aceea\u015fi distan\u0163\u0103 pe care o parcurseser\u0103 ceilal\u0163i concuren\u0163i, tocmai pentru a nu avea un plus de energie? Sau s\u0103 sar\u0103 \u00een ap\u0103 pe culoarul s\u0103u la ultima \u00eentoarcere \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eenoate cei 50 de metri r\u0103ma\u015fi?<\/p>\n<p>Orice-ar fi, sportivul nostru ne-a demonstrat c\u0103 exist\u0103 \u015fi o alt\u0103 modalitate de a pierde frumos, ba chiar relaxant a\u015f spune. S\u0103 stai la masaj \u015fi s\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een direct la teleu cursa \u00een care, surprinz\u0103tor, tu e\u015fti absent. M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc dac\u0103 p\u0103\u0163ania  \u00een sine nu este o premier\u0103 \u00een nata\u0163ia mondial\u0103. Parc\u0103 aud: <em>sportivul rom\u00e2n este primul \u00eenot\u0103tor care a pierdut o curs\u0103 de nata\u0163ie la masa verde de masaj.<\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi-am scr\u00e2ntit imagina\u0163ia pre\u0163 de minute bune s\u0103 g\u0103sesc un titlu mai inspirat dec\u00e2t cel dat de autorul articolului din Evenimentul Zilei ce face subiectul acestui post, \u00eens\u0103 cu insucces. A\u015fa c\u0103 l-am dat cu &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[461,865,1698,2015,2222,2327,2371,2781,2898,3165],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-de-ale-lu-pacala","tag-beijing","tag-concurs","tag-inot","tag-masaj","tag-natatie","tag-olimpiada","tag-pacala","tag-ratare","tag-romania","tag-sport"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}