{"id":207,"date":"2008-07-03T11:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T08:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/07\/03\/cine-e-stapanul-casei\/"},"modified":"2008-07-03T11:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-03T08:13:00","slug":"cine-e-stapanul-casei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/07\/cine-e-stapanul-casei\/","title":{"rendered":"Cine e stapanul casei?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">Sotul tocmai termina de citit &#8222;Barbatul casei&#8221;, o carte care ii invata pe  barbati cum sa se impuna in relatia cu sotia. Vine direct la nevasta-sa si proptindu-se in fata ei, zice:                                            <br \/>&#8211; De acum inainte sa-ti intre in cap ca eu sunt barbatul in casa asta si cuvintul meu e lege!!! Ai inteles??? Asa. Acum vreau sa-mi prepari cina, sa ma servesti, dupa care vreau ceva la desert. Dupa ce mananc, te duci sa-mi pregatesti baia, ca sa ma relaxez. Si dupa baie, ghici cine ma imbraca si imi face freza!!??                                             <br \/>Nevasta zice:                                          <br \/>&#8211; Cei de la pompe funebre&#8230;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sotul tocmai termina de citit &#8222;Barbatul casei&#8221;, o carte care ii invata pe barbati cum sa se impuna in relatia cu sotia. Vine direct la nevasta-sa si proptindu-se in fata ei, zice: &#8211; De acum &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}