{"id":2098,"date":"2009-04-24T14:56:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-24T11:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2098"},"modified":"2009-04-24T14:56:23","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T11:56:23","slug":"job-si-alte-alternative-de-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/job-si-alte-alternative-de-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"Job si alte alternative de weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span lang=\"RO\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2099\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/untitled.bmp\" alt=\"untitled\" \/>Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 job? Jobul \u00eenseamn\u0103 fals interes fa\u0163\u0103 de ceea ce faci, inhibare a tendin\u0163elor criminale, acceptarea tuturor gay-ilor \u015fi tuturor basmutiilor de femei. Jobul \u00eenseamn\u0103 polite\u0163e absurd\u0103, toleran\u0163\u0103 a prostiei. Jobul este o pies\u0103 de excep\u0163ie a lui Eugen Ionescu sau una proast\u0103 de-a lui Moliere. Jobul este o accep\u0163iune social\u0103 a responsabilit\u0103\u0163ii de \u201com mare\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ce  \u00eenseamn\u0103 joint? Jointul \u00eenseamn\u0103 nep\u0103sare de cotidian. Sferele \u00een care exist\u0103m sunt mult mai complexe \u015fi \u00eenalte. Jointul dezinhib\u0103 \u015fi ucide demoni. Jointul spune \u201cg\u0103ozar\u201d \u015fi f*ute basmutii de femei din ignoran\u0163\u0103. Jointul spune ce simte \u015fi tace ce nu-i pas\u0103. Jointul nu se manifest\u0103 isteric \u015fi nu concediaz\u0103. Jointul atrofiaz\u0103 superficialul \u015fi supraexpune realul interior. Jointul e ca un fum\u2026 pe bune!<\/p>\n<p>Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 alcool? Alcoolul, ini\u0163ial, te raporteaz\u0103 la cel\u0103lalt pentru ca ulterior s\u0103 nu te mai po\u0163i raporta nici m\u0103car la tine. Alcoolul dezinhib\u0103 \u015fi face mi\u015fto de \u015fefi. Alcoolul face mi\u015fto \u015fi de noi numai c\u0103 nu ne mai pas\u0103. Alcoolul este dezaprobat de to\u0163i \u015fi consuma\u0163i de marea majoritate. Alcoolul nu face discrimin\u0103ri, \u00eembat\u0103 pe oricine. Alcoolul \u00eemprietene\u015fte \u015fi desparte, ridic\u0103 \u015fi coboar\u0103 (sau \u00eempiedic\u0103).<br \/>\nPentru ce s\u0103 opt\u0103m \u00een acest weekend?<\/p>\n<p>A\u015ftept\u0103m \u015fi alte sugestii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 job? Jobul \u00eenseamn\u0103 fals interes fa\u0163\u0103 de ceea ce faci, inhibare a tendin\u0163elor criminale, acceptarea tuturor gay-ilor \u015fi tuturor basmutiilor de femei. Jobul \u00eenseamn\u0103 polite\u0163e absurd\u0103, toleran\u0163\u0103 a prostiei. Jobul este o pies\u0103 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,103],"tags":[216,1610,1783,1787,3616],"class_list":["post-2098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idei-fertile","category-promo","tag-alcool","tag-iarba","tag-job","tag-joint","tag-weekend"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}