{"id":215,"date":"2008-07-09T17:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T14:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/07\/09\/ion-si-vasile-vanatori-printr-o-padure-la-vanat-de-ursi\/"},"modified":"2008-07-09T17:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T14:07:00","slug":"ion-si-vasile-vanatori-printr-o-padure-la-vanat-de-ursi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/07\/ion-si-vasile-vanatori-printr-o-padure-la-vanat-de-ursi\/","title":{"rendered":"Ion si Vasile vanatori, printr-o padure la vanat de ursi."},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">La un moment dat, apare un urs fioros mormaind de se auzea in toata padurea. Vasile urla din rasputeri la Ion:<br \/>-Ioane fugi ca vine ursu!<br \/>Vanatorii panicati, o iau la fuga. Dupa cateva minute de sprint prin hatisuri, Ion, se opreste, ocheste si trage, nimerindu-l pe urs intr-un testicul.<br \/>Ursul disperat, turbat, urland, o ia la fuga si mai tare dupa ei. Mai fug ei ce mai fug si iar se opreste Ion, ocheste si trage din nou, nimerindu-l pe urs in celalalt testicul. Ursul si mai disperat, cu bale la gura, innebunit continua  sa-i alerge. Vasile catre Ion (care a tras) spune:<br \/>-Auzi ba Ioane, tinteste&#8217;n gatu ma-tii odata la cap, ca eu cred ca asta vrea sa ne manance, nu sa ne f**e&#8230;!!!!!!!!!!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La un moment dat, apare un urs fioros mormaind de se auzea in toata padurea. Vasile urla din rasputeri la Ion:-Ioane fugi ca vine ursu!Vanatorii panicati, o iau la fuga. Dupa cateva minute de sprint &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}