{"id":2158,"date":"2009-04-25T11:42:46","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T08:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2158"},"modified":"2009-04-25T11:42:46","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T08:42:46","slug":"mult-zgomot-pentru-nimicuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/mult-zgomot-pentru-nimicuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Mult zgomot pentru nimicuri"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u021a\u00e2rrrr!<\/p>\n

-Alo, da?<\/p>\n

-B\u0103, te-ai trezit?<\/p>\n

-Da,da…Pe cine intereseaz\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Mi\u0219c\u0103, b\u0103, \u0219i nu mai comenta at\u00e2t! Hai c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 plec\u0103m!<\/p>\n

-Da…Domnu\u2019 pre\u0219edinte?<\/p>\n

-Da, b\u0103, Boc, cine crezi c\u0103 e? Geoan\u0103? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n

-Nu, nu…M\u0103 scuza\u021bi…Acum m\u0103 sp\u0103l pe din\u021bi \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eembrac.<\/p>\n

-Las\u0103, b\u0103 sp\u0103latul! Ai fost la \u0219pri\u021b asear\u0103? H\u0103, h\u0103,h\u0103! Hai c\u0103 trimit ma\u0219ina s\u0103 te ia. Ne a\u0219teapt\u0103 bozgorii la congres.<\/p>\n

-Da, da…Mul\u021bumesc. \u00ces gata c\u00e2t a\u021bi zice boc!<\/p>\n

-Hai c\u0103 e\u0219ti simpatic. Las\u0103 vr\u0103jeala \u0219i treci \u00een \u0219o\u0219oni! S\u0103 vezi ce boc-boc \u00ee\u021bi dau eu dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti gata la timp!<\/p>\n

-Am \u00eenteles…<\/p>\n

-Auzi, b\u0103, Boc, stai a\u0219a…Tu \u0219tii ungure\u0219te?<\/p>\n

-Nu…<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i \u0219i cine \u00eemi traduce discursul?<\/p>\n

-Nu este \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Mi l-a f\u0103cut boul de Eckstein Kovacs! L-a scris \u00een ungure\u0219te.<\/p>\n

-Aha…Nu \u0219tiu dar dac\u0103 dori\u021bi vi-l traduc eu cumva.<\/p>\n

-B\u0103, Boc, e\u0219ti prost? Dac\u0103 nu \u0219tii ungure\u0219te cum mi-l traduci??<\/p>\n

-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n

-B\u0103, g\u0103ozar e\u0219ti. Nu \u0219tii nimic, b\u0103. De ce te-oi mai \u021bine?<\/p>\n

-Domnu\u2019 pre\u0219edinte, v\u0103 rog eu, m\u0103 revan\u0219ez…<\/p>\n

-B\u0103, Boc, b\u0103, te-ai speriat? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Hai, b\u0103, c-am glumit! E \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103 discursul. Crezi c\u0103 m\u0103 facea ungurul? H\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n

-Hi, hi…M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam eu…<\/p>\n

-Ce te g\u00e2ndeai, b\u0103? Hai, nu e\u0219ti gata? Mi\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i pune\u021bi costumul pe tine!<\/p>\n

-Am \u00een\u021beles, gata…<\/p>\n

-Hai, c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 ajung\u0103 fudulul de Antonescu \u00eenaintea noastr\u0103!<\/p>\n

-Am \u00een\u021beles…<\/p>\n

-Hai, pa! H\u0103, h\u0103, ce te-ai speriat, b\u0103!<\/p>\n

Clanc!<\/p>\n

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<\/span>Azi este mult\u0103 p\u0103l\u0103vr\u0103geal\u0103 la congresul UDMR de la Cluj<\/strong>. Ca de obicei, degeaba. Degeaba pentru \u0103ia mul\u021bi. Mai multe, aici<\/a> \u0219i aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u021a\u00e2rrrr! -Alo, da? -B\u0103, te-ai trezit? -Da,da…Pe cine intereseaz\u0103? -Mi\u0219c\u0103, b\u0103, \u0219i nu mai comenta at\u00e2t! Hai c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 plec\u0103m! -Da…Domnu\u2019 pre\u0219edinte? -Da, b\u0103, Boc, cine crezi c\u0103 e? Geoan\u0103? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! -Nu, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[871,2262,3459,3649],"class_list":["post-2158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-congres","tag-nimic","tag-udmr","tag-zgomot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}