{"id":2223,"date":"2009-04-26T18:32:10","date_gmt":"2009-04-26T15:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2223"},"modified":"2009-04-26T18:32:10","modified_gmt":"2009-04-26T15:32:10","slug":"oi-avem-dar-porci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/oi-avem-dar-porci\/","title":{"rendered":"Oi avem dar porci&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2224\" title=\"porc_0\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/porc_0.jpg\" alt=\"porc_0\" width=\"200\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Dup\u0103 ce s-a \u00eenfruptat din plin cu pulpe superioare \u0219i piept de pui la gr\u0103tar,  virusul gripei a prins acum gustul c\u0103rnii de porc. \u00cen consecin\u021b\u0103, humanoizii au decis s\u0103 nu se bage peste poftele n\u0103t\u0103fle\u021bului \u0219i s-au hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 zic\u0103 pas pentru o perioad\u0103 consumului de bun\u0103t\u0103\u021bi derivate din \u0219uncile patrupedului a c\u0103rui problem\u0103 existen\u021bial\u0103 este dac\u0103 exist\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 dup\u0103 Cr\u0103ciun. Speciali\u0219tii \u00een ale virusologiei, epidemiologiei \u0219i alte domenii legate str\u00e2ns de eprubet\u0103, \u00eempreun\u0103 cu autorit\u0103\u021bi \u0219i lideri de na\u021bii, \u0219i-au pus pofta \u00een cui \u0219i halatele pe umeri pentru a preveni extinderea m\u00e2nc\u0103ciosului cel mic.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><span>\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Doza de paranoia \u0219i suspiciune m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 care este substratul adev\u0103rat al acestei pove\u0219ti cu <strong>gripa porcin\u0103<\/strong> \u00een rol principal. Vom urm\u0103ri \u00een continuare ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, \u0219terg\u00e2ndu-ne de pe bot urmele de ciolan afumat.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Dup\u0103 ce s-a \u00eenfruptat din plin cu pulpe superioare \u0219i piept de pui la gr\u0103tar, virusul gripei a prins acum gustul c\u0103rnii de porc. \u00cen consecin\u021b\u0103, humanoizii au decis s\u0103 nu se bage peste &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[106],"tags":[1539,2601,3579],"class_list":["post-2223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spuse-pe-fuga","tag-gripa-porcina","tag-porc","tag-virus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}