{"id":2319,"date":"2009-04-30T14:16:59","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T11:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2319"},"modified":"2009-04-30T14:16:59","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T11:16:59","slug":"cum-se-omoara-neuronii-de-1-mai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/cum-se-omoara-neuronii-de-1-mai\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum se omoar\u0103 neuronii de 1 Mai"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0 \"mici-la-gratar\"<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Pentru c\u0103 1 Mai bate la poart\u0103, rug\u0103m atmosfera s\u0103 trag\u0103 puternic aer \u00een piept, pentru o zi, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu inhaleze fumul gr\u0103tarelor din Rom\u00e2nia, \u201cthe land of choice<\/strong>\u201d. De asemenea, rug\u0103m orice front atmosferic s\u0103 evite Parcul Izvor din Bucure\u015fti, pentru a nu fi agresat de valorile joase ale inteligen\u0163ei participan\u0163ilor la gr\u0103tarele lui Marean. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cHello, I\u2019m Marean, who the fuck is DM?\u201d. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Cic\u0103 primarul cu pricina s-a g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 organizeze concurs de frumuse\u0163e. <\/span>Frumuse\u0163e la cantitatea de mici v\u00e2ndu\u0163i. Vor veni o serie de fete, exemplare de excep\u0163ie se pare, care vor servi mititeii mul\u0163imii de primate adunat\u0103 \u00een parc. <\/span>\u015ei dom\u2019<\/span> Marean a decretat c\u0103 Miss 1 Mai<\/strong> va fi domni\u015foara cu cel mai bun num\u0103r. Num\u0103r de mici comercializa\u0163i, normal. \u201eHello, hello…My name is Marean and I want to tell you that today is our national party. So, fuck on your concert, ok? We have mititei, bere, the people vote with us, with us, ok?\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Se pare c\u0103 1 Mai f\u0103r\u0103 mici \u015fi gr\u0103tare nu se poate. Pentru specia local\u0103 de cimpanzei, descoperirea acestui fapt a fost ca trecerea de la lab\u0103 direct la sexul oral. Via\u0163a seac\u0103 de p\u00e2n\u0103 atuni nici nu a existat. Marean organizeaz\u0103 concurs, dup\u0103 cum ziceam. Ce de replici direct de pe ultima treapt\u0103 a civiliza\u0163iei or s\u0103 apar\u0103…\u201dPandele, ia uite-o, b\u0103, p-asta ce bun\u0103 e. F\u0103, ce faci dac\u0103-\u0163i iau doi mici? Te fu\u0163i? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103. Pandele, ia uite-o, b\u0103!\u201d. \u201eIa, bag\u0103 micu-n gur\u0103! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Haidi, b\u0103, d\u0103-le dreacu d\u0103 t\u00e2rfe…\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u201eSo, as I told you, our voters are more…let\u2019s say more party then yours. So, my name is Marean. Cut the\u00a0 <\/span>bullshit if you don<\/span>\u2019t want to be present in the local council, ok?…Cine e \u0103\u015ftia, \u0103\u015ftia, bre…?\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>M\u00e2ine o s\u0103 facem multe poze. O s\u0103 ascult\u0103m mul\u0163imea \u015fi o s\u0103 p\u00e2ndim glumele de \u015fantier. M\u00e2ine, \u00een Parcul Izvor, o s\u0103 ne enerv\u0103m. Sta\u0163i aproape.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 Pentru c\u0103 1 Mai bate la poart\u0103, rug\u0103m atmosfera s\u0103 trag\u0103 puternic aer \u00een piept, pentru o zi, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu inhaleze fumul gr\u0103tarelor din Rom\u00e2nia, \u201cthe land of choice\u201d. De …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96,103],"tags":[110,1104,1996,2078,2407,2898],"class_list":["post-2319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frustrari-din-cartier","category-promo","tag-1-mai","tag-dm","tag-marean","tag-mici","tag-parc-izvor","tag-romania"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}