{"id":2320,"date":"2009-04-30T14:36:49","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T11:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2320"},"modified":"2009-04-30T14:36:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T11:36:49","slug":"politistul-fara-limba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/politistul-fara-limba\/","title":{"rendered":"Poli\u0163istul f\u0103r\u0103 limb\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru a ajunge unde are nevoie, un conducator auto strain, nevorbitor de limba romana, intreaba un politist  intr-o intersectie:<br \/>\n&#8211; Do you speak any english?&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Parlez-vous francais?&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211;  Sie sprechen Deutsch?&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Hablan espa\u00f1ol?&#8230;<br \/>\nPolitistul NIMIC. Vazand ca nu scoate nimic de la politist, omul pleaca mai departe. Colegul politistului, care a auzit &#8222;discutia&#8221;, il intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ai vazut ce multe limbi stia asta?<br \/>\nLa care politistul ii replica:<br \/>\n&#8211; Asa, si la ce i-a folosit ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru a ajunge unde are nevoie, un conducator auto strain, nevorbitor de limba romana, intreaba un politist intr-o intersectie: &#8211; Do you speak any english?&#8230; &#8211; Parlez-vous francais?&#8230; &#8211; Sie sprechen Deutsch?&#8230; &#8211; Hablan espa\u00f1ol?&#8230; &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1720,1892,2583],"class_list":["post-2320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-intersectie","tag-limba-straina","tag-politist"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}