{"id":234,"date":"2008-08-07T11:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T08:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/08\/07\/un-american-vrea-sa-cumpere-o-ferma-in-ardeal\/"},"modified":"2008-08-07T11:17:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T08:17:00","slug":"un-american-vrea-sa-cumpere-o-ferma-in-ardeal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/08\/un-american-vrea-sa-cumpere-o-ferma-in-ardeal\/","title":{"rendered":"Un american vrea sa cumpere o ferma in Ardeal"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">Face turul fermei si, la sfirsit, vede stupii de albine.<br \/>&#8211; Nu mai cumpar ferma ca mi-e frica de albine.<br \/>&#8211; Hai dom&#8217;le ca albinele sunt bune: fac miere, ceara si dau propolis.<br \/>&#8211; Nu, ca mi-e frica de albine.<br \/>&#8211; Uite dom&#8217;le facem un pariu: te leg dezbracat de copacul asta si daca te musca vreo albina pana  maine dimineata, iti dau ferma pe gratis.<br \/>Dimineata il gaseste pe american palid, obosit, vlaguit.<br \/>&#8211; Ce-ai patit? Te-a muscat vreo albina ?<br \/>&#8211; Nu&#8230;<br \/>&#8211; Atunci ce ai?<br \/>&#8211; Nene, vitelul de acolo n-are mama !?!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Face turul fermei si, la sfirsit, vede stupii de albine.&#8211; Nu mai cumpar ferma ca mi-e frica de albine.&#8211; Hai dom&#8217;le ca albinele sunt bune: fac miere, ceara si dau propolis.&#8211; Nu, ca mi-e frica &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}