{"id":271,"date":"2008-07-17T17:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/07\/17\/credit-pentru-nunta\/"},"modified":"2008-07-17T17:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-17T14:18:00","slug":"credit-pentru-nunta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/07\/credit-pentru-nunta\/","title":{"rendered":"Credit pentru nunta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La banca se \u00eenfatiseaza un batr\u00e2nel care cere sa i se acorde un credit destul de mare.Putin jenat angajatul bancii \u00eel \u00eentreaba:<br \/>&#8211; Ce v\u00e2rsta aveti?<br \/>&#8211; 85 de ani, raspunde senin batr\u00e2nelul.<br \/>&#8211; Stiti,la aceasta v\u00e2rsta aveti nevoie de cineva care sa garanteze ca veti achita \u00eemprumutul,\u00eei explica functionarul.<br \/>&#8211; A, nici o problema, vin cu tata!<br \/> Blocat, functionarul exclama:<br \/>&#8211; Cu tata?Imposibil! Dar c\u00e2ti ani are?<br \/>&#8211; 110, replica batr\u00e2nul.Haideti,va rog, insista el, stiti, avem nevoie de bani pentru nunta bunicului.<br \/>Din ce \u00een ce mai uimit, angajatul bancii \u00eentreaba:<br \/>&#8211; Dar c\u00e2ti ani are bunicul dumneavoastra?<br \/>&#8211; 140, veni raspunsul.<br \/>&#8211; 140?, striga functionarul. Si la v\u00e2rsta  asta mai vrea sa se \u00eensoare?<br \/>La care batr\u00e2nelul raspunse, fac\u00e2nd cu ochiul:<br \/>&#8211; Ei, nu prea vrea el, dar \u00eel \u00eemping parintii de la spate&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La banca se \u00eenfatiseaza un batr\u00e2nel care cere sa i se acorde un credit destul de mare.Putin jenat angajatul bancii \u00eel \u00eentreaba:&#8211; Ce v\u00e2rsta aveti?&#8211; 85 de ani, raspunde senin batr\u00e2nelul.&#8211; Stiti,la aceasta v\u00e2rsta aveti &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}