{"id":2813,"date":"2009-05-12T15:42:22","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T12:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2813"},"modified":"2009-05-12T15:42:22","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T12:42:22","slug":"la-cumparaturi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/05\/la-cumparaturi\/","title":{"rendered":"La cumparaturi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Noapte de  iarna, furtuna, un brutar tocmai voia sa inchida magazinul,<br \/>\ncand intra pe usa un client infrigurat care voia sa cumpere doua<br \/>\ncornuri.<br \/>\n&#8211; Sunteti insurat, domnule? intreaba brutarul.<br \/>\n&#8211; Bineinteles! Dar ce, credeti ca mama m-ar fi trimis la cumparaturi<br \/>\npe o vreme ca asta?! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Noapte de iarna, furtuna, un brutar tocmai voia sa inchida magazinul, cand intra pe usa un client infrigurat care voia sa cumpere doua cornuri. &#8211; Sunteti insurat, domnule? intreaba brutarul. &#8211; Bineinteles! Dar ce, credeti &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}