{"id":2827,"date":"2009-05-13T00:02:59","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T21:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2827"},"modified":"2009-05-13T00:02:59","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T21:02:59","slug":"solutie-de-criza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/05\/solutie-de-criza\/","title":{"rendered":"Solu\u0163ie de criz\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0(Multumiri lui Victor Gavril\u0103\u00a0alias SlimJohn, pentru bancul ini\u0163ial)<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 Praf, c\u0103ldur\u0103 \u015fi un v\u00e2nt ce bate dinspre larg. O atmosfer\u0103 ap\u0103s\u0103toare se simte peste tot. Dup\u0103 cum v-a\u0163i dat seama deja, ne afl\u0103m pe malul m\u0103rii, litoralul rom\u00e2nesc, aflat \u015fi el \u00een criz\u0103 cu tot cu ai s\u0103i locuitori. Pe strada pustie care duce la gar\u0103, flancat\u0103 pe ambele p\u0103r\u0163i de hoteluri de maxim doua stele (dintre care una c\u0103z\u0103toare), se z\u0103re\u015fte \u00een dep\u0103rtare o ma\u015fina de lux. Un nor de praf \u00eenconjoara intrarea hotelului „La Manelic\u0103” iar franele fac tot posibilul ca botul din fa\u0163\u0103 al ma\u015finii s\u0103 nu se propteasca in piticul ro\u015fu de gr\u0103din\u0103, de pe trotuar. V\u00e2ntul i\u015fi face \u015fi el datoria \u015fi cur\u0103\u0163\u0103 atmosfera l\u0103s\u00e2nd \u00een prim plan o toba pe doua picioare cu ceafa groas\u0103 de meltean (multumesc Mircea Badea) proasp\u0103t degajat\u0103 de scaunul din fa\u0163\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cencet, cu grija\u00a0s\u0103 nu se verse, individul porne\u015fte agale spre recep\u0163ie. Senzorul u\u015fii de la intrare i\u015fi face repede datoria iar aerul cald de afara \u00eel\u00a0inso\u0163e\u015fte pe\u00a0uria\u015ful nostru p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a pupitrului unde a\u015fteapt\u0103, plictisit, nea Gicu Facale\u0163, patron!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Vriau s\u00ee v\u0103d o camier\u00ee, spuse presupusul nostru turist.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nea Gicu se treze\u015fte repede din amor\u0163eal\u0103 d\u00e2ndu-\u015fi seama ca are in fa\u0163a\u00a0nimic altceva dec\u00e2t…un turist str\u0103in, un rus, o raritate \u00een ultima vreme, de c\u00e2nd Elena promoveaz\u0103 „z\u0103 lend of ciois”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 – Da, sigur, po\u0163i s\u0103 vezi ce camer\u0103 dore\u015fte inimioara lu’ matale.\u00a0Alege \u015fefule ce vrei, toate costa la fel 100 USD!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 N-a v\u0103zut Facale\u0163 \u00een via\u0163a lui un teanc mai mare de verzi\u015fori \u015fi nici grea\u0163a mai evident\u0103 dec\u00e2t cea cu care rusul \u00eei intinde bancnota. Nou nou\u0163a, aceasta dispare in buzunarul\u00a0cama\u015fii roz pe care patronul nostu o poarta cu mandrie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Imediat ce pa\u015fii rusnacului\u00a0se\u00a0indreapt\u0103 c\u0103tre primul nivel al hoteluilui,\u00a0printre pu\u0163inele g\u00e2nduri ale lui nea Gicu se strecoara \u015fi efectele crizei. Are datorii \u015fi una dintre ele este chiar de 100 USD!!!\u00a0Are un vecin, pe strada\u00a0paralel\u0103 cu cea a hotelului, care \u00eei tot aduce carne de mici \u015fi de friptur\u0103 pentru singurii lui doi clien\u0163i, de la etajul 3. \u00cen doua minute\u00a0Gicu e in fa\u0163a portii lui Vasilica Cimpoi.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Vasileeee! Bah Vasilee! Hai mah ca \u0163i-am adus datoria mah!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Vasile, in chilot\u00e2\u0163i, pe veranda casei, \u00eei face un semn obscen din care reiese c\u0103 a a\u015fteptat banii de la Facale\u0163 precum astepta ursul prim\u0103vara \u00eenca din toamn\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -\u015ei ce vrei mah acum sa-\u0163i dau \u015fi premiu?\u00a0Bah data viitoare s\u0103-mi dai banii \u00eenainte\u00a0ca altfel nu mai fug\u0103resc io to\u0163i c\u00e2inii\u00a0din\u00a0sat s\u0103 i\u0163i fac \u0163ie carne de mici! Ai in\u0163eles?!?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Un pic speriat de atitudinea lui Cimpoi, Facale\u0163 las\u0103 repede bancnota \u00een cutia po\u015ftal\u0103\u00a0ag\u0103\u0163at\u0103 cu dou\u0103 s\u00e2rme de stalpul por\u0163ii. \u00cen urma lui, nea Cimpoi recupereaz\u0103\u00a0datoria din cutia ruginit\u0103 \u015fi fericit merge sa-\u015fi pun\u0103 o \u0163uic\u0103…prea a \u00eenceput bine ziua asta! I-a facut Facale safteaua!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 E greu sa te sim\u0163i bine la o \u0163uic\u0103 dac\u0103 te n\u0103p\u0103desc g\u00e2ndurile. La fel ca\u00a0datornicul s\u0103u,\u00a0nea Cimpoi nu se simte prea bine \u00eenconjurat de repercusiunile crizei. Are la r\u00e2ndul lui datorii! Se uita la p\u0103h\u0103relul de \u0163uic\u0103 \u015fi \u015ftie c\u0103 defapt nu e a lui ci a cumnatului, Lica Zbrighindel. Ce-l mai arde suta-n buzunar!!Ce s\u0103-i faci..datoria e datorie si trebuie pl\u0103tita. \u00ce\u015fi trage Cimpoi n\u0103dragii pe el \u015fi\u00a0trece strada la cumnatsu.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Om muncitor \u015fi gospodar des\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fit, Lic\u0103 e deja \u00een gr\u0103dina \u015fi \u00eengrijeste de pruni, surs\u0103 de venit importanta pentru el. Cum d\u0103 cu ochii de Cimpoi se lumineaz\u0103 la fa\u0163\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Cumnate, nu cumva ai venit s\u0103-mi dai datoria? Sau vrei s\u0103\u00a0mai\u00a0\u00eemprumu\u0163i o litr\u0103?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Nu m\u0103h Zbrighidel, nu mai \u00eemprumut! Acu’ achit m\u0103h ca am de unde! Ia, uite colea suta asta, acopera alea 3 damigene \u015fi litra pe care mi-o dai azi!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Al draculea\u00a0sa fii tu m\u0103h!\u00a0Fie, da’ de data viitoare sa vii cu banu jos c\u0103 altfel…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Ca doi oameni cu cap (mai mult Zbrighindel) cei doi cad la pace, Cimpoi pleac\u0103 cu litra \u015fi\u00a0Zbrighindel se retrage \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103 de frica nevestei, nu cumva s\u0103 afle de suta primita.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0De\u015fi e un om gospodar \u015fi cu oleac\u0103 de stare, Zbrighindel are \u015fi el buba lui. \u00cei plac femeile!!\u00a0Adic\u0103, cum le vede el..curvele! \u015ei\u00a0omu’ nostru \u00ee\u015fi aminte\u015fte c\u0103 nu a mai pl\u0103tit-o pe\u00a0Florica lu’ Ciocule\u0163 cam de\u00a0vreo lun\u0103. Normal, \u00een situa\u0163ie de criz\u0103 chiar \u015fi curvele lucreaz\u0103 pe datorie. Zbrighindel e un pic speriat, dac\u0103 nu o pl\u0103te\u015fte pe Florica iar trebuie s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 cu fa\u0163a spre nevast\u0103 iar lucrul \u0103sta nu-i place deloc. Florica tot Florica r\u0103m\u00e2ne! Cu o vitez\u0103 ame\u0163itoare \u015fi cu g\u00e2ndul\u00a0la pizd\u0103, Lic\u0103\u00a0Zbrighindel ajunge\u00a0la casa Floric\u0103i \u015fi numai ce o vede pe aceasta ie\u015find din\u00a0wc-ul din fundul cur\u0163ii. Ce amintire…prima oara tot acolo o v\u0103zuse, cu o fa\u015fie\u00a0lunga de h\u00e2rtie igienica\u00a0strecur\u00e2ndu-i-se suav de sub fusta transparent\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Florico! F\u0103 Florico! Ia vino f\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la poart\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -De ce m\u0103h s\u0103 vin? Ce nu \u015ftiu io ce vrei! Pleac\u0103 dracu’ de aici c\u0103 ne vede lumea!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0-F\u0103 Florico, am o surpriza pentru tine!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Entuziasmat\u0103 dintr-o dat\u0103, Florica\u00a0se indreapt\u0103 cu pa\u015fi m\u0103run\u0163i spre poart\u0103. A trecut at\u00e2ta timp de c\u00e2nd nu i-a mai facut cineva o surpriz\u0103! Ultima\u00a0i-a f\u0103cut-o b\u0103rbatsu c\u00e2nd a plecat de acas\u0103 cu sora ei. \u00cen fine,\u00a0Florica se apropie de Zbrighindel \u015fi acum doar gardul \u00eei mai desparte. Printre dou\u0103 scanduri roase de carii, Zbrighindel \u00eei strecoara bancnota de 100USD.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ia f\u0103!\u00a0Uite a\u015ftia-s to\u0163i! Da’….poate faci \u015fi tu o reducere pentru seara asta, ce zici? Ha Ha Ha!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ia uite la \u0103sta! B\u0103h \u0163i-e nu-\u0163i ajunge nici daca o hale\u015fti \u00een fiecare zi la mas\u0103! Fie…vino disear\u0103..ne petrecem \u015fi noi! Al draculea…auzi la el, reducere..ha ha ha.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Florica\u00a0privi\u00a0in urma lui Zbrighindel care deacum era aproape de cas\u0103.\u00a0De c\u00e2nd v\u0103zuse bancnota \u015ftiuse ce are de facut. O curv\u0103 are \u015fi ea datoriile ei nu? Unde po\u0163i s\u0103 duci \u015fi tu clientu’ dac\u0103 nu la hotel! Trase capotu pe ea, i\u015fi lu\u0103 adida\u015fii \u00een picioare \u015fi plec\u0103 grabit\u0103…unde crede\u0163i,\u00a0spre hotelul „La Manelic\u0103”. Nu-i drumu’ lung c\u0103 doar alege \u015fi ea ce e mai aproape de cas\u0103. \"florica\"<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Odat\u0103 ajuns\u0103 \u00een holul hotelului d\u0103 cu ochii de Gicu, prima ei iubire, care o las\u0103 sa \u015fi-o trag\u0103 cu clien\u0163ii la el \u00een hotel, pe datorie. I-a mai \u015fters Gicu din datorie lu’ Florica da’ banu’ \u00eei place mult mai mult\u00a0ca fierbinteala dintre picioarele Floricai.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Ia zii f\u0103 Florico, ce te aduce pe la hotel pe acilea? V\u0103d c\u0103 nu ai pe nimeni cu tine!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Gicule am venit sa-\u0163i dau datoria, 100 USD. Uite, \u0103\u015ftia-s banii, \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentinse bancnota de 100USD.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Lui Gicu i se treze\u015fte spiritul afacerist \u015fi \u00eei zise cu tupeu Floricai:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Auzi f\u0103, tot mai ai de platit o noapte acilea. Cum ai de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 faci?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Enervat\u0103, far\u0103 s\u0103 mai scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt, Florica se repezi dup\u0103 pupitrul recep\u0163iei \u015fi plonj\u0103 cu gura fix in erec\u0163ia lu’ Facale\u0163, care, se simtea bine dinainte s\u0103 apar\u0103 Florica \u00een fa\u0163a hotelului.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00centr-o jumatate de ora c\u00e2t a circulat suta din m\u00e2n\u0103 in m\u00e2n\u0103, de la un datornic la altul, rusul \u015fi-a terminat inspec\u0163ia \u00een hotel \u015fi se decide s\u0103 coboare. Ajuns \u00een holul hotelului\u00a0merge direct la F\u0103cale\u0163.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Io nu vinit aicea s\u0103 bat\u00ee tu joc di mini! Io vrea bani \u00eenapoi!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rusnacul pune mana pe bancnota, o bag\u0103 \u00een buzunar \u015fi se \u00eendreapt\u0103 spre ie\u015fire \u00eentreb\u00e2ndu-se \u00een g\u00e2nd de ce dracu e rom\u00e2nu’ \u0103la a\u015fa de fericit, c\u0103 el oricum n-a luat nici o camer\u0103! Cu z\u00e2mbetul lui F\u0103c\u0103le\u0163 \u00eentip\u0103rit \u00een creier, se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103\u00a0\u015fi demareaz\u0103 \u00een tromb\u0103, probabil c\u0103tre ….Nisipurile de Aur.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 At\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t Rom\u00e2nia va fi \u0163ara de tranzit c\u0103tre Bulgaria, Turcia \u015fi Grecia, se vor g\u0103si solu\u0163ii de criz\u0103 \u015fi se vor g\u0103si ivestitori care sa acopere datoriile noastre ale tuturor!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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