{"id":291,"date":"2008-07-04T13:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T10:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/07\/04\/presedintele-bush-si-secretarul-de-stat-colin-powell-stateau-intr-un-bar\/"},"modified":"2008-07-04T13:11:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T10:11:00","slug":"presedintele-bush-si-secretarul-de-stat-colin-powell-stateau-intr-un-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/07\/presedintele-bush-si-secretarul-de-stat-colin-powell-stateau-intr-un-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Presedintele Bush si secretarul de stat Colin Powell stateau \u00eentr-un bar"},"content":{"rendered":"

Presedintele Bush si secretarul de stat Colin Powell stateau \u00eentr-un bar. Un tip intra si \u00eel \u00eentreaba pe barman: – Nu-s aia presedintele Bush si Colin Powell acolo la masa? – Da, ei s\u00eent, raspunde barmanul. Asa ca tipul se duce la si le zice: – Ce onoare, ce faceti aici? – Planuim al treilea razboi mondial, zice Bush. – Serios? Si ce o sa se \u00eent\u00eemple? – O sa omor\u00eem 40 de milioane de irakieni si o blonda cu t\u00eete mari, zice Bush. La care tipul: – O blonda cu t\u00eete mari? De ce o blonda cu t\u00eete mari? Bush se \u00eentoarce spre Powell, \u00eel bate pe umar si zice: – Vezi, ba desteptule, ti-am zis eu ca n-o sa-i pese nimanui de 40 de milioane de irakieni!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Presedintele Bush si secretarul de stat Colin Powell stateau \u00eentr-un bar. Un tip intra si \u00eel \u00eentreaba pe barman: – Nu-s aia presedintele Bush si Colin Powell acolo la masa? – Da, ei s\u00eent, raspunde …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}