{"id":2967,"date":"2009-05-18T15:35:59","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T12:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2967"},"modified":"2009-05-18T15:35:59","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T12:35:59","slug":"surdomutul-la-farmacie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/05\/surdomutul-la-farmacie\/","title":{"rendered":"Surdomutul la farmacie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un surdomut intra \u00eentr-o farmacie sa cumpere prezervative. \u00cencearca \u00eent\u00e2i sa explice prin limbajul semnelor, dar farmacistul nu \u00eentelege. Mai gesticuleaza el mai pe \u00eentelesul tuturor, dar farmacistul tot nu \u00eentelege. Nervos, surdomutul si-o scoate, o pune pe tejghea si mai tr\u00e2nteste si 10  lei l\u00e2nga ea. Farmacistul scoate si el 10 lei, \u00eei pune l\u00e2nga cei ai surdomutului, si-o scoate si el si colecteaza banii. Surdomutul, rosu de nervi, \u00eencepe sa gesticuleze violent \u00eenjuraturi \u00een limbajul semnelor. La care farmacistul: &#8222;Stii ce ? Daca nu stii sa pierzi, n-ar trebui sa pariezi !&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un surdomut intra \u00eentr-o farmacie sa cumpere prezervative. \u00cencearca \u00eent\u00e2i sa explice prin limbajul semnelor, dar farmacistul nu \u00eentelege. Mai gesticuleaza el mai pe \u00eentelesul tuturor, dar farmacistul tot nu \u00eentelege. Nervos, surdomutul si-o scoate, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1301,3249],"class_list":["post-2967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-farmacie","tag-surdomut"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2967"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2967\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}