{"id":2974,"date":"2009-05-18T21:28:17","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T18:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=2974"},"modified":"2009-05-18T21:28:17","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T18:28:17","slug":"costel-puiul-%c8%99i-martorul-ocular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/05\/costel-puiul-%c8%99i-martorul-ocular\/","title":{"rendered":"Costel, puiul \u0219i martorul ocular"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span>Fac pe aceast\u0103 cale un apel c\u0103tre Costel. Nu \u0219tiu cine este Costel \u0219i a f\u0103cut dumnealui, \u0219tiu doar c\u0103 tat\u0103l unei fete, prietena lui Costel, vrea ca acest individ s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu fiica lui acas\u0103. S\u0103 treac\u0103 peste trecut, peste gre\u0219eli \u0219i s\u0103 vin\u0103 acas\u0103. Eventual, cu o litr\u0103 de pileal\u0103, s\u0103 discute perspectivele rela\u021biei lor.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Finalul unei zile de munc\u0103 te las\u0103, de obicei, cu mintea destul de \u0219ifonat\u0103 \u0219i cu rare idei despre orice activitate extra-profesional\u0103. Pu\u021binele imagini care te \u00eendrum\u0103 c\u0103tre cuibul personal con\u021bin, de obicei, una din combina\u021biile bere+somn, bere+sex, m\u00e2ncare+somn, bere+m\u00e2ncare sau orice altceva+orice altceva. Orice eveniment ie\u0219it din comun \u0219i care tulbur\u0103 matricea anterioar\u0103, fie te scutur\u0103 un pic, fie te las\u0103 la fel de rece precum ghea\u021ba care te a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00een frigider. \u00cen acest peisaj monoton m-a vizitat un apel telefonic \u00een aceast\u0103 sear\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u201e-Alo, da!<\/p>\n

-…da!<\/p>\n

-V-ascult, cine e la telefon?<\/p>\n

-Tu e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n

-Da, eu sunt cu siguran\u021b\u0103, dar pe mine m\u0103 c\u0103uta\u021bi?<\/p>\n

-Costel, tu e\u0219ti b\u0103iatule?<\/p>\n

-\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, a\u021bi format gre\u0219it num\u0103rul. V\u0103 rog s\u0103 verifica\u021bi.<\/p>\n

-Costel, tu e\u0219ti?<\/p>\n

-Nu \u0219i nu mai insista\u021bi.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Privesc pe geamul ma\u0219inii \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la praful de pe drum. Ora\u0219ul \u00ee\u0219i scutur\u0103 ultimele pic\u0103turi de c\u0103ldur\u0103 peste valul metalic din trafic. Sun\u0103 telefonul.<\/p>\n

\u201e-Alo, da!\u201d<\/p>\n

-Costel, de ce ai \u00eenchis?<\/p>\n

-Nu \u00een\u021belege\u021bi, a\u021bi gre\u0219it num\u0103rul…<\/p>\n

-Costel, ce faci tat\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Nu, nu sunt Costel…<\/p>\n

-M\u0103 b\u0103iete…Veni\u021bi, m\u0103, acas\u0103! Haide\u021bi acas\u0103…<\/p>\n

-\u00cemi pare r\u0103u, a\u021bi gre\u0219it num\u0103rul. V\u0103 rog, o s\u0103 \u00eenchid.<\/p>\n

-Ce s\u0103 fac, m\u0103, eu fac bine. Da\u2019 voi de ce nu mai trece\u021bi pe la mine? Vino, m\u0103, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103-mi v\u0103d fata. Adu-mi puiul acas\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Domnule, a\u021bi gre\u0219it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 omul fusese sf\u0103tuit de neuronii s\u0103i ce mestecau alcool s\u0103-\u0219i ia inima \u00een din\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 un apel c\u0103tre Costel. Ce puteam s\u0103 fac? Nici de r\u00e2s nu-mi venea. Claxoanele din jurul meu m-au f\u0103cut s\u0103 tresar. O raz\u0103 c\u0103r\u0103mizie m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia un co\u0219 de gunoi v\u0103rsat pe trotuar. Sun\u0103 telefonul.<\/p>\n

\u201e-Alo, tot dumneavoastr\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Costel, de ce \u00eenchizi, m\u0103?<\/p>\n

-Domnule, nu sunt Costel!<\/p>\n

-Haide\u021bi, m\u0103 acas\u0103, c\u0103 v\u0103 a\u0219tept. Haide\u021bi…<\/p>\n

-Cine sunte\u021bi?<\/p>\n

-Hai, m\u0103, veni\u021bi s\u0103 st\u0103m de vorb\u0103.<\/p>\n

-Unde s\u0103 venim?<\/p>\n

-\u00cen Larga, m\u0103, la c\u0103\u015file voastre<\/em>.<\/p>\n

-Domnule, v\u0103 rog…\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Nici nu mi-am dat seama c\u0103 se f\u0103cu sear\u0103 de-a binelea. Mi s-a desc\u0103rcat bateria. Afar\u0103, s-a mai r\u0103corit un pic.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Costel, du-te, m\u0103i, acas\u0103! F\u0103 un om fericit!<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Dialogul este real, cuvintele nu sunt reproduse cu exactitate. Povestirea, \u00eens\u0103, este neschimbat\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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