{"id":311,"date":"2008-06-25T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/06\/25\/programatorul-in-benzinarie\/"},"modified":"2008-06-25T18:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T15:25:00","slug":"programatorul-in-benzinarie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/06\/programatorul-in-benzinarie\/","title":{"rendered":"Programatorul in benzinarie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o benzinarie, un programator se uita derutat la pompe si murmura: <br \/>&#8211; 95? &#8230; 98? &#8230; 95! &#8230; 98! <br \/>Vazandu-l  pierdut, un angajat al benzinariei se apropie si il intreaba: <br \/>&#8211; Cu ce va pot ajuta? Cu o raza de fericire in privire, raspunde: <br \/>&#8211; Benzina XP sau Vista aveti?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-o benzinarie, un programator se uita derutat la pompe si murmura: &#8211; 95? &#8230; 98? &#8230; 95! &#8230; 98! Vazandu-l pierdut, un angajat al benzinariei se apropie si il intreaba: &#8211; Cu ce va pot &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}