{"id":314,"date":"2008-06-25T18:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T15:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/06\/25\/un-tip-intra-intr-un-bar\/"},"modified":"2008-06-25T18:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-25T15:23:00","slug":"un-tip-intra-intr-un-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/06\/un-tip-intra-intr-un-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Un tip intra intr-un bar"},"content":{"rendered":"

– O vodka, va rog.
Bea, apoi, soptit:
– Dar o fata aveti? as dori….
– Fete nu avem, dar daca insistati…. vi-l oferim pe john.
– Imi pare rau, dar eu nu sunt homosexual.
Pleaca.
Se intoarce peste o saptamana.
– O votka, va rog.
Bea, apoi:
– As dori si o fata, daca se poate…
– Fete nu avem dar vi-l oferim pe John.
– Nu sunt homosexual, dar daca altceva nu aveti…
accept. Dar sa nu stie nimeni, decat noi doi.
– Vor sti 7 oameni.
– Cum asa?
– Eu, dumneata, John si alti patru care trebuie sa-l tina pe John ca nici el nu e homosexual.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

– O vodka, va rog.Bea, apoi, soptit:– Dar o fata aveti? as dori….– Fete nu avem, dar daca insistati…. vi-l oferim pe john.– Imi pare rau, dar eu nu sunt homosexual.Pleaca.Se intoarce peste o saptamana.– …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}