– Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris doesn\u2019t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it, twice.<\/p>\n
– A synchronize doesn\u2019t protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris doesn\u2019t use javac, he codes java by using a binary editor on the class files.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris\u2019 java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun\u2019s labs killing 37 people.<\/p>\n
– When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris\u2019 deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.<\/p>\n
– The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER!<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris doesn\u2019t write code. He stares at a computer screen until he gets the progam he wants.<\/p>\n
– Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris\u2019 binary edited classes ignore Java bytecode verifier.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris methods doesn\u2019t catch exceptions becuase no one has the guts to throw any at them.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris will cast a value to any type just by staring at it.<\/p>\n
– If you get a ChuckNorrisException you\u2019ll probably die.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris is the only one who can use goto and const in Java.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris can compile Java code in .NET Framework, obviously just by staring at it.<\/p>\n
– Chuck dont need to catch an Exception because Java is afraid of the \u201cflying tornado kick\u201d at the moment it throws<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris\u2019s code can roundhouse kick all other Java Objects\u2019 privates<\/p>\n
– Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and \u201cprotected by Chuck Norris\u201d, don\u2019t try to access a field with this
last modifier!!<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris eats JavaBeans and Roundhouse Kicks JavaServer Faces!<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris can divide by 0!<\/p>\n
– Garbage collector only runs on Chuck Norris code to collect the bodies.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris code uses agressive heap natively<\/p>\n
– Every single line code of Chuck Norris runs in real time. Even in a multi threading application.<\/p>\n
– When a CPU load a Chuck Norris class file, it doubles the speed.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris can execute 64bit lenght instructions in a 32bit CPU.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris implements \u201cIndestructible\u201d. All the other creatures implements \u201cKillable\u201d.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris only program Java web applications to get a .WAR in the end.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Java class very hard. The result is known as a inner class.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris can do multiple inheritance in Java.<\/p>\n
– JVM never throws exceptions to Chuck Norris, not anymore. 753 killed Sun engineers is enough.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris doesn\u2019t need unit tests because his code always work. ALWAYS.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris extends God.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris workstation has so memory and it\u2019s so powerful that he could run all java applications in the world and get 2% of resources usage.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris codes generics since 1.3.<\/p>\n
– Chuck Norris\u2019 classes can\u2019t be decompiled\u2026 don\u2019t bother trying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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