Surprins de r\u0103ceal\u0103 precum un pescar din delt\u0103 aflat la cercul polar, mi-am luat inima \u00een din\u0163i precum siliconatele de Doroban\u0163i \u015fi mi-am propus s\u0103 ies totu\u015fi din cas\u0103, traiectoria mea fiind dreapt\u0103 si avea un singur cap\u0103t: farmacia.<\/p>\n
Precizez c\u0103 nu eram \u00een stare s\u0103 m\u0103 t\u00e2r\u0103sc p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, d-apoi s\u0103 ajung la policlinic\u0103 s\u0103-mi iau re\u0163et\u0103. A\u015fa c\u0103 mai bine \u0163inteam 20 de pa\u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la drogherie.<\/p>\n
Greu de zis, dar \u015fi mai greu de ajuns av\u00e2nd in vedere c\u0103 aveam ochii pung\u0103. M-a \u00eendrumat un pu\u015fti p\u00e2n\u0103 acolo. M-a \u00eendrumat prost, am intrat \u00een brut\u0103rie. \u00cenjur\u0103turi \u00een g\u00e2nd c\u0103ci aveam corzile vocale lezate. Am bunghit \u00eentr-un final farmacia. M-am a\u015fezat la r\u00e2nd \u00een spatele unui b\u0103tr\u00e2nel care mi-a desfundat n\u0103rile mai bine dec\u00e2t infuzia cu ment\u0103.<\/p>\n
„- S\u0103ru-m\u00e2na a\u015f dori \u015fi eu o cutie de Rovamycine, dar d-aia de 3 MUI v\u0103 rog, nu de 1,5.(a\u015fa scrie pe cutie)<\/p>\n
– Prescrip\u0163ia v\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n
– \u00cemi pare r\u0103u nu am, nu vede\u0163i cum sunt, de abia am ajuns la farmacie. V\u0103 rog mai am acas\u0103 1 tablet\u0103. Am mai luat de aici.<\/p>\n
– F\u0103r\u0103 re\u0163et\u0103 nu se d\u0103.<\/p>\n
– Doamn\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 ajung la policlinic\u0103 s\u0103-mi iau o am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103 de re\u0163et\u0103 fac pneumonie de 2 ori. V\u0103 rog. Nu le combin cu alcool sau nu le pizez ca apoi s\u0103 le prizez ce naiba, nu vede\u0163i in ce hal sunt.<\/p>\n
– Nu se poate.<\/p>\n
– Bine atunci. \u00cemi pute\u0163i da alt antibiotic ?<\/p>\n
– Nu, doar medicamente pe baz\u0103 de paracetamol.”<\/p>\n
\u00cen acel moment \u00eemi venea s\u0103-i contaminez cu ajutorul celor doi obr\u0103jiori plini de substan\u0163e terorizate de Olynth. M-am calmat totu\u015fi, i-am mul\u0163umit politicos pentru ajutorul acordat \u015fi am dat s\u0103 plec \u00een momentul \u00een care am auzit o voce cer\u00e2nd Tussin Forte.<\/p>\n
Ei acum tr\u0103ind \u00eentr-un cartier mai dubios ca cele din Belize \u015ftiu c\u0103 dac\u0103 ron\u0163\u0103i vreo 10-15 pastile de Tussin devii o persoan\u0103 supranatural\u0103: ajungi s\u0103 comunici cu pere\u0163ii, joci poker cu oile bunicului , vezi meciul cu 3 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00eenainte de difuzare. De aceea \u00ee\u0163i trebuie re\u0163et\u0103 ca nu cumva s\u0103 le confunzi cu mentosanele.<\/p>\n
La aceast\u0103 farmacie nu aveai nevoie de re\u0163et\u0103 dac\u0103 luai 7 cutii \u015fi dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i sc\u0103pa din gre\u015feal\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 50 RON \u00een plus.<\/p>\n
Mama ei de r\u0103ceal\u0103, \u00een ce stadiu am ajuns s\u0103 nu-mi dau seama cum se pl\u0103te\u015fte corect \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Surprins de r\u0103ceal\u0103 precum un pescar din delt\u0103 aflat la cercul polar, mi-am luat inima \u00een din\u0163i precum siliconatele de Doroban\u0163i \u015fi mi-am propus s\u0103 ies totu\u015fi din cas\u0103, traiectoria mea fiind dreapt\u0103 si avea …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[1301,2759,2855,3448],"class_list":["post-3214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-farmacie","tag-racit","tag-reteta","tag-tussin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}