{"id":3599,"date":"2009-06-09T13:46:24","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T10:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=3599"},"modified":"2009-06-09T13:46:24","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T10:46:24","slug":"ebapd-l-egal-lovele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/06\/ebapd-l-egal-lovele\/","title":{"rendered":"EBA+PD-L egal LOVE(le)"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>-Alo!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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-B\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103carea!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Ah\u2026Da, acum, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Hai, b\u0103, c\u0103 apari la televiziune \u00eentr-o or\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, cum?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103, Boc, comentezi? Vine Elena, b\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Cum, nu e cu Coco\u015f?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103, Boc, b\u0103\u2026Iar e\u015fti la ap\u0103! Ha, ha, ha! Ce glume am\u2026Elena mea, b\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, nu \u00een\u0163eleg, nu-i \u015fi a dvs.?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Boc, dormi?? <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Aaa, aia mic\u0103..Pardon, fiica dvs., m\u0103 scuza\u0163i\u2026Da, da, o primim.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Ha, ha, ha, auzi..Pai, nu a\u015fa ne fu vorba? Nu tu o prime\u015fti, b\u0103, Boc. Partidul o prime\u015fte. Hai, scoal\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, acum\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-V-a f\u0103cut, b\u0103. Vezi, c\u00e2nd vine pe sc\u0103ri, s\u0103 r\u00e2zi..\u015etii tu, cum r\u00e2zi, a\u015fa, ca prostu\u2019. \u015ei s-o pupi. Da\u2019 s\u0103 fi b\u0103rbierit, c-o zg\u00e2rii.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, normal. Tot timpul sunt b\u0103rbierit la tv.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Hai, b\u0103, las\u0103 vr\u0103jeala\u2026Vezi s\u0103 nu \u00eent\u00e2rzii.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu, acum plec. Da<\/span>\u2019 de la ce televiziuni vin? Cu cine a\u0163i vorbit?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Hai, b\u0103, c\u0103 nu e treaba ta. Cu V\u00e2ntu am vorbit, cu cine oi vrea?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, normal, hi, hi…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-\u015ei vezi, c\u00e2nd \u00eei dai foaia de adeziune, s\u0103-i dai \u015fi Parkerul \u0103la de \u0163i l-am dat eu c\u00e2nd am plecat, s\u0103 semneze. \u015ei s\u0103 nu o \u00eentrebi multe, c\u0103-i obosit\u0103 s\u0103raca. \u015etii tu, campania…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, \u015fefu, normal. Dac\u0103 vre\u0163i, \u00eemi pute\u0163i spune ce \u00eentreb\u0103ri s\u0103 \u00eentreb…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103, da\u2019 varz\u0103 e\u015fti, h\u0103, h\u0103. Ea o s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe prima, b\u0103, Boc. \u015ei tu trebuie s\u0103 zici da.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Pot s\u0103-i spun \u201ebine ai revenit acas\u0103\u201d?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, b\u0103, Boc, po\u0163i. C\u0103 oricum n-a plecat niciodat\u0103. Hai, vezi cum te prezin\u0163i. Ce mi\u015fto fac iar de prost\u0103nac, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, hi, hi..<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Boc!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103, s\u0103 nu faci circ! C\u0103 anul \u0103sta am nevoie de lini\u015fte. Hai, c\u0103 te a\u015fteapt\u0103 lumea. Sunt cu ochii cruci\u015f pe tine! Ha, ha, ce jocuri de cuvinte fac, b\u0103, Boc..<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i. Am plecat.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Pa, b\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Ca de obicei, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 circ<\/a>, bufoni<\/a>, vr\u0103jeal\u0103<\/a>.\u00a0Unt r\u00e2nced\u00a0pe p\u00e2ine muceg\u0103it\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, mi-am \u00eent\u0103rit convingerea de a nu vota. Este o form\u0103 de atitudine, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103. Ce are, nu e bun\u0103?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

-Alo! -B\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103carea! -Ah\u2026Da, acum, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i! -Hai, b\u0103, c\u0103 apari la televiziune \u00eentr-o or\u0103. -P\u0103i, cum? -B\u0103, Boc, comentezi? Vine Elena, b\u0103! -Cum, nu e cu Coco\u015f? -B\u0103, Boc, b\u0103\u2026Iar e\u015fti la ap\u0103! Ha, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[360,520,778,1165,1918,2456],"class_list":["post-3599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-atitudine","tag-boc","tag-circ","tag-eba","tag-love","tag-pdl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}