{"id":3662,"date":"2009-06-11T18:03:44","date_gmt":"2009-06-11T15:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=3662"},"modified":"2009-06-11T18:03:44","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T15:03:44","slug":"cursa-de-trei-statii-blat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/06\/cursa-de-trei-statii-blat\/","title":{"rendered":"Cursa de trei sta\u0163ii blat"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, pentru a nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2ta oar\u0103 – c\u0103 mi-e \u015fi ru\u015fine s\u0103 mai spun, am fost \u00eencol\u0163it de tantiile controloare de pe R.A.T.B. \u00een timp ce, chipurile, f\u0103ceam blatul. Uit! Uit doamn\u0103, uit! Uit mereu s\u0103-mi compostez portofelul electronic. Dac\u0103 uit, a\u015fa-mi trebuie!<\/em> <\/span><\/p>\n

Circul cu autobuzul doar trei afurisite de sta\u0163ii \u015fi nu exist\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 scurs\u0103 din calendar s\u0103 nu dau nas \u00een nas cu aceste Powerpuff girls ale RATB-ului, chit c\u0103 sunt sau nu \u00een clandestinitate, m\u0103car o dat\u0103. A nu se \u00een\u0163elege c\u0103 am ceva \u00eempotriva activit\u0103\u0163ii desf\u0103\u015furate de ele sau c\u0103 \u00eencurajez \u00een vreun fel blatul. Nu nene! Dac\u0103 m-au prins, s\u0103 m\u0103 ard\u0103. Data viitoare c\u00e2nd m\u0103 voi urca \u00een autobuz, nu o s\u0103-mi mai umble mintea creanga prin p\u0103durea de m\u00e2\u0163i\u015foare ce \u015fi-au scos capul la aer din decolteuri. Data viitoare primul lucru la care m\u0103 voi g\u00e2ndi, va fi s\u0103-mi compostez biletul<\/span>\/<\/span>cartela, \u015fi o voi \u015fi face.<\/span><\/p>\n

Dar vede\u0163i voi, tocmai aici este buba. Oric\u00e2t de intransigen\u0163i se afi\u015feaz\u0103 ei, controlorii reatebi\u015fti, imediat ce \u015fi-au identificat \u201evictima\u201d, oric\u00e2t de bine se \u0163in, unii dintre ei, pe parcursul negocierilor micii aten\u0163ii ce pune cap\u0103t disensiunilor, nu descurajeaz\u0103 \u00een niciun fel aceast\u0103 practic\u0103 dac\u0103 nu aplic\u0103 legea p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. Nu corecteaz\u0103 nimic din <\/span>proastele obiceiuri dac\u0103 cei prin\u015fi nu-\u015fi pl\u0103tesc, cu lei grei, amenda \u015fi implicit \u015fi gre\u015feala f\u0103cut\u0103. Ei \u00ee\u015fi \u00eendeplinesc norma f\u0103c\u00e2nd presing p\u00e2n\u0103 prind un naiv iar blati\u015ftii \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe pro\u015ftii p\u00e2n\u0103 ce controlorii se \u00eenduplec\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei las\u0103 \u00een pace. \u015ei ne \u00eenscriem iar \u015fi iar \u00een acela\u015fi cerc vicios.<\/span><\/p>\n

Dintre toate cazurile \u00een care am fost prins c\u0103l\u0103torind clandestin pe RATB, \u00een cazul de fa\u0163\u0103 m-am aflat poate cel mai aproape de legalitate. Preluat de o doamn\u0103 controlor la numai c\u00e2teva secunde dup\u0103 ce m-am urcat \u00een autobuz, a\u015f fi putut pretins vehement c\u0103 nu am avut vreme s\u0103 efectuez o validare. Dar asta conteaz\u0103 mai pu\u0163in. Odat\u0103 ce aparatul de taxat n-a f\u0103cut UTIiii<\/em> sau clan\u0163\u0163\u0163, nu c\u0103l\u0103toream \u00een regul\u0103. Refuz\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 legitimez, pe motivul c\u0103 nu am niciun act la mine, sau s\u0103-mi pl\u0103tesc pe loc suprataxa de 50RON, am convenit amiabil \u015fi de comun acord s\u0103 mergem frumu\u015fel la poli\u0163ie pentru legitimare unde, a\u015fa cum am fost informat de c\u0103tre acelea\u015fi stimabile doamne, urma s\u0103 pl\u0103tesc o amend\u0103 \u00eentre 500 \u015fi 1000RON. <\/span><\/p>\n

Con\u015ftiin\u0163a civic\u0103, acest paratr\u0103snet al micilor matrapazl\u00e2curi zilnice, al\u0103turi de o curiozitate masochist\u0103 ce-mi ap\u0103sa buzunarul, m\u0103 n\u0103p\u0103diser\u0103. Era timpul s\u0103-mi asum gre\u015feala. Era timpul s\u0103 ajung \u015fi la poli\u0163ie. <\/span><\/p>\n

Un t\u00e2n\u0103r \u00eendr\u0103zne\u0163, u\u015for insolent, a \u00eencercat s\u0103 ne sar\u0103 \u00een ap\u0103rare, mie \u015fi domni\u015foarei aflate \u00een aceea\u015fi situa\u0163ie ingrat\u0103 ca \u015fi mine, acuz\u00e2nd sumele enorme pretinse de controloare. Las\u0103, frate c\u0103 nu semnez eu a\u015fa, orice. M\u0103 documentez \u00eenainte..<\/em>. O alt\u0103 tanti sus\u0163inea complice c\u0103 parc\u0103 m-a v\u0103zut c\u00e2nd mi-am compostat un biletul. Nu doamn\u0103, n-am compostat nimic. Chiar am uitat<\/em>. Lucrurile p\u0103reau clare. Cu u\u015fa din dreptu-mi blocat\u0103, l\u0103sasem \u00een urm\u0103 sta\u0163ia unde ar fi trebuit s\u0103 \u00eemi termin c\u0103l\u0103toria cu autobuzul, iar peste dou\u0103 sta\u0163ii urma s\u0103 cobor\u00e2m cu to\u0163ii av\u00e2nd destina\u0163ia Sec\u0163ia de Poli\u0163ie. Am ales s\u0103-mi \u0163in gura \u015fi s\u0103-mi fac planul de b\u0103taie de pe sec\u0163ie. <\/span><\/p>\n

Dar, na belea! Tot planul s-a n\u0103ruit c\u00e2nd, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu se poate scoate nimic de la noi – nu tu acte, nu tu bani pentru amend\u0103, pardon… supratax\u0103 – am fost, inexplicabil \u015fi brusc, \u201eierta\u0163i\u201d. P\u0103i ce facem doamn\u0103, nu a\u0163i spus c\u0103 mergem la poli\u0163ie?<\/em> R\u0103spunsul n-a \u00eent\u00e2rziat s\u0103 apar\u0103: data viitoare s\u0103 fi\u0163i mai atent<\/em>. Duduile au cobor\u00e2t, iar eu am r\u0103mas uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 lung la ele… Nereu\u015find s\u0103-mi desprind z\u00e2mbetul amar de pe buze, un palid sentiment de satisfacere \u00eemi d\u0103dea t\u00e2rcoale<\/span>:<\/span> <\/span><\/span>\u2018<\/span>ete c-a \u0163inut \u015fi de data aceasta. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, pentru a nu \u015ftiu c\u00e2ta oar\u0103 – c\u0103 mi-e \u015fi ru\u015fine s\u0103 mai spun, am fost \u00eencol\u0163it de tantiile controloare de pe R.A.T.B. \u00een timp ce, chipurile, f\u0103ceam blatul. Uit! Uit doamn\u0103, uit! …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[501,790,888,2757,3411],"class_list":["post-3662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-blat","tag-clandestin","tag-controlor","tag-ratb","tag-transport-in-comun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}