{"id":3769,"date":"2009-06-17T18:13:59","date_gmt":"2009-06-17T15:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=3769"},"modified":"2009-06-17T18:13:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-17T15:13:59","slug":"telefonul-de-la-miezul-noptii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/06\/telefonul-de-la-miezul-noptii\/","title":{"rendered":"Telefonul de la miezul nop\u0163ii"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0162rrr!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Alo, da!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103h, dormi?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu, nu..S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Hai c\u0103 m-ai recunoscut acum. Vroiam s\u0103 fac mi\u015fto de tine. Oricum fac, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, da…Adic\u0103 \u00een ce sens?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-\u00cen ce sens, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, b\u0103h! A\u015fa se spune! \u00cen sensul acelor de ceasornic, b\u0103h, Boc!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103h, Boc, ce dracu\u2019 faci, m\u0103h?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, bine…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103h, m\u0103 refer ce faci la guvern! Crezi c\u0103 mi se rupe catargul de <\/span>ce faci tu acas\u0103? Oricum \u015ftiu, b\u0103h, ce faci acas\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, la guvern. P\u0103i, fac ce mi-a\u0163i zis…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Boc, vezi ce vorbe\u015fti! Eu nu \u0163i-am zis nimic!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, cum…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Ne aud \u0103\u015ftia, m\u0103h, e\u015fti prost?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, m\u0103 scuza\u0163i…Adic\u0103 nu, nu sunt, pardon…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103h, Boc, da\u2019 ce m\u0103 amuzi tu pe mine! Cum pui tu botu\u2019 la toate vorbele mele, b\u0103h! E\u015fti simpatic, b\u0103h. Hai c\u0103 m\u00e2ine le zic \u00een pres\u0103 c\u0103 nu te schimb c\u00e2t sunt pre\u015fedinte.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Mul\u0163umesc, mul\u0163umesc, hi, hi…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Boc, ce-i panarama aia la guvern? \u00cei dai motive lu\u2019 Geoan\u0103 s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, eu fac ce mi-a\u0163i zis…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Taci, m\u0103h! Nu faci nimic, b\u0103h. O freci aiurea. P\u0103i \u00eel la\u015fi pe Blaga s\u0103 fie peste tine? La c\u00e2t de pitic e\u015fti, \u0103la te face varz\u0103 a la Cluj, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Ce-mi plac glumele mele, Boc!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, \u015fi mie, hi, hi, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Gata, Boc! Vezi c\u0103 m\u00e2ine vin la \u015fedin\u0163\u0103. M\u0103 iau de voi, Boc. S\u0103-mi faci discursul, c\u0103 e\u015fti bun la scris, m\u0103h. A-propos, s\u0103 bagi \u015fi dou\u0103 baterii la minibarul din sal\u0103. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-P\u0103i, e \u00een priz\u0103, merge f\u0103r\u0103 baterii…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Prost e\u015fti, b\u0103h! Dou\u0103 baterii de Feteasc\u0103 alb\u0103, Boc! Cu ap\u0103 Dorna la un litru jumate.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-A, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i, sunt n\u0103uc.Da, sigur, se rezolv\u0103. Dori\u0163i \u015fi un mic, ceva?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Unde, m\u0103h, Boc? \u00cen sal\u0103? \u00cei faci, tu, b\u0103h? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Parc\u0103 v\u0103d cum stau eu cu \u015fpri\u0163u \u015fi urlu la vaca de Androneasca iar Boc e pe fundal, \u00eentr-un nor de fum! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103h, Vanghelie doi care e\u015fti…Simpatic e\u015fti, m\u0103h…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Mul\u0163umesc…Deci f\u0103r\u0103 mici, da?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-V\u0103d eu. S\u0103-\u0163i faci temele, Boc! C\u0103 m\u00e2ine am chef de scandal. \u015ei s\u0103 nu ui\u0163i de baterii!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, da.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Hai, te pup, b\u0103h! Simpatic mai e\u015fti…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Clanc!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Din nou avem circ pe scena politic\u0103. Enerva\u0163i-v\u0103 aici<\/a>, aici<\/a> \u015fi aici<\/a>.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u0162rrr! -Alo, da! -B\u0103h, dormi? -Nu, nu..S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i! -Hai c\u0103 m-ai recunoscut acum. Vroiam s\u0103 fac mi\u015fto de tine. Oricum fac, h\u0103, h\u0103! -Da, da…Adic\u0103 \u00een ce sens? -\u00cen ce sens, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, b\u0103h! A\u015fa …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[444,520,778,2578,3307],"class_list":["post-3769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-basescu","tag-boc","tag-circ","tag-politica","tag-telefon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}