{"id":3884,"date":"2009-06-23T17:41:38","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T14:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=3884"},"modified":"2009-06-23T17:41:38","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T14:41:38","slug":"vacanta-pe-firul-rosu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/06\/vacanta-pe-firul-rosu\/","title":{"rendered":"Vacan\u0163\u0103 pe firul ro\u015fu"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u0162rrr! \u0162rrr! \u0162rrr!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, cine-i?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103h, ce-\u0163i ia at\u00e2t s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi? Nu ajungi la telefon? Ha, ha, ha, ce glum\u0103 am scos!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i. Eram ocupat cu bagajul.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Ce bagaj, Boc? Te-am data afar\u0103?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu, hi, hi, plec \u00een concediu…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Concediu? Da\u2019 ce-ai, b\u0103h, e\u015fti surmenat? Tu n-ai auzit c-am intrat \u00een recesiune?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da dar sunt obosit. \u015eti\u0163i, \u015fedin\u0163e, ordonan\u0163e, am lucrat \u015fi duminica…Trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 odihnesc un pic.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Boc, te plesnesc! Nu pleci nic\u0103ieri p\u00e2n\u0103 nu spun eu!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Haide\u0163i, v\u0103 rog…Mi-am luat bilete \u00een sta\u0163iune.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Hai, b\u0103h, mojicule…\u00cen sta\u0163iune? N-ai bani de Austria, ceva? <\/span>Sau \u0163i-ai t\u0103iat din salariu, h\u0103, h\u0103 h\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Hi, hi, nu mi-am t\u0103iat. Oi fi eu pitic da\u2019 nu-s prost. \u015ei plec \u00een sta\u0163iune \u00een Monte Carlo.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103h, Boc, \u015fi ce vrei tu s\u0103 faci acolo? Umbli cu \u0162iriac?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu, nu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i. \u00cen concediu nu. P\u0103i, o s\u0103 m\u0103 distrez. Mai o plaj\u0103, mai o t\u0103rie…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-T\u0103rie? Boc, e\u015fti prost? Pe c\u0103ldura asta bei t\u0103rie?…Ce t\u0103rie bei?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Whisky, nu? C\u0103 a\u015fa zicea\u0163i, c\u0103 e bun…\u015ei o s\u0103 dansez, o s\u0103, \u015fti\u0163i, cu nevasta…hi, hi!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-B\u0103h, Boc, p\u0103i tu o s\u0103 vii mai obosit dec\u00e2t e\u015fti acum. Bine, oricum nu prea munce\u015fti acum, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Haide\u0163i, nu r\u00e2de\u0163i de mine…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Boc, \u0163i se pare c\u0103 r\u00e2d? N-ai spus c\u0103 e\u015fti obosit? P\u0103i de aia \u00ee\u0163i dau eu concediu, s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i faci de cap \u00een loc s\u0103 dormi? B\u0103h, Boc, vrei s\u0103-l pun pe Blaga s\u0103 te alerge \u00eenainte s\u0103 pleci?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu, v\u0103 rog…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Hai, las\u0103 bagajele! Nu pleci nic\u0103ieri. M\u00e2ine sear\u0103 vii cu mine, \u00ee\u0163i dau eu o \u0163uic\u0103 , o dansatoare, o m\u0103slin\u0103 \u015fi apoi la nani. Dormi \u015fi luni la munc\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Haide\u0163i, dom\u2019 pre\u015fedinte? \u015ei eu c\u00e2nd \u00eemi iau concediu? Ce fac cu biletele?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Te duci la V\u00e2ntu \u015fi anun\u0163i c\u0103 le donezi, c\u0103 e recesiune. S\u0103 vad\u0103 lumea ce prim-ministru bun a pus pre\u015fedintele! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, numai strategii am \u00een cap!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Da, dar…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Te-ai speriat, nu? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103h, Boc, de-aia \u00eemi place de tine, c\u0103 pui botu\u2019. Hai, du-te unde vrei c\u0103-mi e\u015fti simpatic…B\u0103h, Boc. S\u0103 nu-mi vii obosit c\u0103 te pun s\u0103 remaniezi gurvernul.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Nu, nu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i. O s\u0103 dorm.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-A\u015fa. Oricum dormi \u015fi la \u015fedin\u0163e. Hai, c\u0103 avem treab\u0103 dup\u0103 aia cu prost\u0103nacul. Acu\u015f vin preziden\u0163ialele. Noroc, b\u0103h Boc, h\u0103, h\u0103, ce simpatic e\u015fti, b\u0103h, Boc.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Mul\u0163umesc.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Clanc!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>C\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd se apropie vacan\u0163a parlamentar\u0103. O fi bine, o fi r\u0103u?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u0162rrr! \u0162rrr! \u0162rrr! -Da, cine-i? -B\u0103h, ce-\u0163i ia at\u00e2t s\u0103 r\u0103spunzi? Nu ajungi la telefon? Ha, ha, ha, ce glum\u0103 am scos! -Nu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i. Eram ocupat cu bagajul. -Ce bagaj, Boc? Te-am data afar\u0103? …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[520,1347,2310,2800,3508],"class_list":["post-3884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-boc","tag-fir","tag-oboseala","tag-recesiune","tag-vacanta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3884"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3884\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}