{"id":3921,"date":"2009-06-24T23:47:31","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T20:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=3921"},"modified":"2009-06-24T23:47:31","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T20:47:31","slug":"sapa-lazarus-sapa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/06\/sapa-lazarus-sapa\/","title":{"rendered":"Sap\u0103, Lazarus, sap\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3922\" title=\"Lazarus\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/Lazarus-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Lazarus\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/>\u00cen ultima vreme, reduta din garsoniera otevist\u0103 se clatin\u0103 sim\u0163itor. Cu o Elodie reinventat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la epuizare \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 subiecte \u015foc pe firmament, televiziunea cu cea mai mare audien\u0163\u0103 pe metru p\u0103trat \u015fi-a  cam pierdut din suflu, dar nu \u015fi din prostia cu care \u015fi-a obi\u015fnuit fidelii telespectatori. Dac\u0103 mai socotim \u015fi scindarea echipei de investigatori de clas\u0103, av\u00e2ndu-l \u00een frunte pe marele Luis Lazarus, echip\u0103 ce opera \u00een cadrul televiziunii de ar fi fost \u00een stare s\u0103 bat\u0103 \u00een cuie pe tocul u\u015fii logica \u00eens\u0103\u015fi pentru o examinare mai minu\u0163ioas\u0103 a acesteia, e clar c\u0103 s-a dus pe apa S\u00e2mbetei &#8211;  sau \u00een cazul de fa\u0163\u0103 pe Kanalul D, navigabil &#8211; \u015fi audien\u0163a.<\/p>\n<p>Cum la OTV se rescrie \u00eentotdeauna senza\u0163ionalul, a\u015fa se face c\u0103 de vreo c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni \u00eencoace, marele maestru al audien\u0163elor, Dan Diaconescu se are invitat special \u00een fiecare sear\u0103 chiar pe el \u00eensu\u015fi. De ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 acest lucru? P\u0103i, dup\u0103 ce a ponegrit ani \u00een \u015fir orice nume ce i-ar fi putut aduce un punct de audien\u0163\u0103 \u00een plus, D\u0103nu\u0163 s-a trezit t\u00e2r\u00e2t la r\u00e2ndu-i \u00eentr-un scandal mediatic ce-i cam g\u00e2dil\u0103 orgoliul, \u00eei roade urechiu\u015fele de \u015foricel neast\u00e2mp\u0103rat \u015fi, de ce s\u0103 nu privim lucrurile chiar prin ochii lui, \u00eei \u015fi ridic\u0103 un pic nivelul audien\u0163ei. \u015ei cine putea fi marele adversar, dac\u0103 nu p\u00e2n\u0103 nu demult \u00eent\u00e2iul aliat, Luis Lazarus.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 ce \u015fi-a tras emisiune la Kanal-D, justi\u0163iarul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u015fte cu noroi \u00een micu\u0163ul D\u0103nu\u0163, acuz\u00e2ndu-l de cele mai josnice mizerii \u2013 dup\u0103 modelul pe care \u015fi l-au cizelat \u00eempreun\u0103 at\u00e2\u0163ia ani &#8211;  de la pupitrul de unde dicteaz\u0103 triumfal, flancat \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103 de dou\u0103 g\u0103rzi de corp t\u00e2mpe ce ar face s\u0103 crape de invidie orice stan\u0103 de piatr\u0103. Deh, dup\u0103 ce r\u0103scole\u015fti c\u0103catul te n\u0103p\u0103de\u015fte imediat \u015fi mirosul. D-aia ar avea nevoie \u015fi curiosul Lazarus de protec\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei uite a\u015fa, machiavelicul L\u0103z\u0103ru\u015f i-a furat-o lui D\u0103nu\u0163 \u015fi pe cl\u0103n\u0163oasa Magda Ciumac dar \u015fi pe senzuala Nikita, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-l pe \u015foricelul grizonat s\u0103 road\u0103 la benzile \u00eenregistrate \u00een garsoniera din ce \u00een ce mai \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103toare, cu g\u00e2ndul la nop\u0163ile sale de glorie.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 semnalele actuale, ca un mare erou posesor de destin tragic ce este, Dan Diaconescu pare-se c\u0103-\u015fi va stinge flac\u0103ra succesului \u00een propria-i saliv\u0103. Fanii fenomenului  nu trebuie s\u0103 dispere; virusul OTV a fost de mult transmis \u00een ograda altor televiziuni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen ultima vreme, reduta din garsoniera otevist\u0103 se clatin\u0103 sim\u0163itor. Cu o Elodie reinventat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la epuizare \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 subiecte \u015foc pe firmament, televiziunea cu cea mai mare audien\u0163\u0103 pe metru p\u0103trat \u015fi-a cam pierdut &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,103],"tags":[993,1808,1927,2366,2976],"class_list":["post-3921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brusturi-media","category-promo","tag-dan-diaconescu","tag-kanal-d","tag-luis-lazarus","tag-otv","tag-scandal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}