{"id":4039,"date":"2009-06-29T17:00:06","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T14:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=4039"},"modified":"2009-06-29T17:00:06","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T14:00:06","slug":"inscaunarea-lu-peste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/06\/inscaunarea-lu-peste\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00censc\u0103unarea lu\u2019 pe\u015fte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4040\" title=\"telefon\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/telefon1.jpg\" alt=\"telefon\" width=\"155\" height=\"161\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u0162rr! \u0162rrr! \u0162rrrr!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, da&#8230;Cine e?<\/p>\n<p>-Boc! De ce g\u00e2f\u00e2i?<\/p>\n<p>-Abia am intrat pe u\u015f\u0103&#8230;Am alergat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-De unde vii, b\u0103h? Umbli brambura? N-ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 a fost cod portocaliu duminic\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, am fost \u00een concediu&#8230;V-am zis.<\/p>\n<p>-A, da. A\u015fa e, piticule. P\u0103i,  \u015fi ce dac\u0103 mi-ai zis? M\u0103 tragi la r\u0103spundere, Boc?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, nu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, nu s\u0103ri calu\u2019! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, cum sun\u0103! Cum s\u0103 sari, b\u0103h, calu\u2019? S\u0103 sari s\u0103-i atingi burta!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, da&#8230;Nu sunte\u0163i amuzant.<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, te pleznesc! Sunt cel mai amuzant! R\u00e2zi!<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-R\u00e2zi, m\u0103h!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, r\u00e2zi c\u0103 te ia mama dracu\u2019!<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa. Sunt amuzant?<\/p>\n<p>-Da, sunte\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa. Mai r\u00e2zi o dat\u0103, de control.<\/p>\n<p>-Hi!<\/p>\n<p>-Bine, b\u0103h, Boc, m\u0103 speriasem c\u0103 te-ai emancipat \u00een concediu. Tot ascult\u0103tor ai r\u0103mas. Hai, despacheteaz\u0103 c\u0103 vin s\u0103 te iau.<\/p>\n<p>-Unde mergem?<\/p>\n<p>-Unde vreau eu, b\u0103h. Mergem la Slobozia. E rost de pileal\u0103 sf\u00e2nt\u0103. Se \u00eensc\u0103uneaz\u0103 \u0103ia pe acolo. Hai, c\u0103 am un discurs beton, mi l-a f\u0103cut Maria asear\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eemi t\u0103ia unghiile la picioare.<\/p>\n<p>-Aha&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Aha, ne-aha, trebuie s\u0103 mergem. \u00cen juma de or\u0103 \u00ees la tine.<\/p>\n<p>-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-A, s\u0103 nu uit. S\u0103 ai dou\u0103 beri reci, c\u0103 e cald afar\u0103. Tu nu bei, c\u0103 e\u015fti mic, b\u0103h, Boc..Ha, ha, ha, chiar e\u015fti mic, Boc! Ce amuzant sunt, b\u0103h! R\u00e2zi!<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu mai pot, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! S\u0103 sco\u0163i berile, Boc! Pa!<\/p>\n<p>Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rr! \u0162rrr! \u0162rrrr! -Da, da&#8230;Cine e? -Boc! De ce g\u00e2f\u00e2i? -Abia am intrat pe u\u015f\u0103&#8230;Am alergat&#8230; -De unde vii, b\u0103h? Umbli brambura? N-ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 a fost cod portocaliu duminic\u0103? -P\u0103i, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, am fost &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[260,520,1702,2527,2646],"class_list":["post-4039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-amuzant","tag-boc","tag-inscaunare","tag-pitic","tag-presedinte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}