{"id":4081,"date":"2009-07-01T13:34:09","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T10:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=4081"},"modified":"2009-07-01T13:34:09","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T10:34:09","slug":"candidatul-bun-cel-mai-bun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/07\/candidatul-bun-cel-mai-bun\/","title":{"rendered":"Candidatul bun. Cel mai bun."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4085\" title=\"telefon\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/telefon.jpg\" alt=\"telefon\" width=\"155\" height=\"161\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u0162rr!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, azi nu am chef de glume. Deci nu o s\u0103 fac mi\u015fto de tine. Avem treab\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Da, spune\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, se apropie alegerile \u015fi eu nu \u015ftiu ce-o s\u0103 fac. S\u0103 candidez sau nu?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, eu zic da, sunte\u0163i cel mai bun&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, am spus c\u0103 nu am chef de glume&#8230;Chiar a\u015fa, sunt cel mai bun?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, normal. Dar dac\u0103 nu vre\u0163i, nu candida\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103h, p\u0103i sunt cel mai bun?<\/p>\n<p>-Da.<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei atunci de ce s\u0103 nu candidez? B\u0103h, piticule, ai vreo \u00een\u0163elegere cu prost\u0103nacul?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, vroiam doar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, te pleznesc. Ai spus c\u0103 sunt cel mai bun! De ce \u00eemi spui s\u0103 nu candidez?<\/p>\n<p>-A\u0163i  \u00een\u0163eles gre\u015fit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Deci sunt \u015fi prost, ha? Te sparg, fir-ai al naibii de bondoc!<\/p>\n<p>-V\u0103 rog, eu am vrut s\u0103 spun c\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103h, Boc, b\u0103h. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc mai bine, tu nu prea faci treab\u0103 la guvern. Ia s\u0103 te schimb eu.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, v\u0103 rog&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Hm. P\u0103i, dac\u0103 tot nu candidez&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, v\u0103 rog! Candida\u0163i, sunte\u0163i cel mai bun! Poporul v\u0103 vrea! O s\u0103 ave\u0163i 80 la sut\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, nu m\u0103 min\u0163i, nu?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, nu!<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei sunt \u015fi amuzant, nu?<\/p>\n<p>-Da, normal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-R\u00e2zi, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi!<\/p>\n<p>Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rr! -Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i. -Boc, azi nu am chef de glume. Deci nu o s\u0103 fac mi\u015fto de tine. Avem treab\u0103. -Da, spune\u0163i&#8230; -Boc, se apropie alegerile \u015fi eu nu \u015ftiu ce-o s\u0103 fac. S\u0103 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[520,570,630,2646],"class_list":["post-4081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-boc","tag-bun","tag-candidat","tag-presedinte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}