{"id":4178,"date":"2009-07-06T18:07:35","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T15:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=4178"},"modified":"2009-07-06T18:07:35","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T15:07:35","slug":"dosar-de-vara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/07\/dosar-de-vara\/","title":{"rendered":"Dosar de var\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rrr!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103h, Boc&#8230;ce prost am fost!<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi..\u0103\u0103\u0103, pardon! Cum, prost?! Nu se poate a\u015fa ceva!<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, dac\u0103 eu spun c\u0103 am fost prost, am fost. Au r\u00e2s oamenii \u0103ia de mine.<\/p>\n<p>-Cine, unde?<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, tu nu te ui\u0163i la televizor?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, ieri am fost pe \u015fantiere&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei ce, ai fost \u015fi noaptea?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu&#8230;Dar am ajuns t\u00e2rziu \u015fi mi-era somn. Nu  am urm\u0103rit \u015ftirile&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Cum, b\u0103h? \u015ei azi de diminea\u0163\u0103 ce-ai f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, am m\u00e2ncat gri\u015fule&#8230;\u0103\u0103\u0103, am b\u0103ut cafeaua \u015fi am plecat la munc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, ce naiba cu vr\u0103jelile astea? Ai fost la gr\u0103tare ieri?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, pe \u015fantiere, v-am spus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, te pleznesc! Ai fost diminea\u0163\u0103 pe \u015fantier, nu m\u0103 p\u0103c\u0103li! Ai fost la gr\u0103tar!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, am fost&#8230;Da\u2019 un pic, nu mult&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei de ce nu te-ai uitat la \u015ftiri?<\/p>\n<p>-&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Aha! Nu-\u015fi pas\u0103 de \u0163ar\u0103, b\u0103h, Boc! Numai mie \u00eemi pas\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, \u015fi mie \u00eemi pas\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, nu m\u0103 f\u0103 s\u0103-mi creasc\u0103 tensiunea pe vremea asta! Tu \u015ftii prin ce am trecut eu zilele astea? B\u0103h, tu \u015ftii?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, normal, c\u0103 e\u015fti mai prost, b\u0103h, Boc!<\/p>\n<p>-V\u0103 rog&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, tu \u015ftii c\u00e2t m-am consumat eu? Tu \u015ftii ce demoni m-au secat de putere zilele aste? M-au secat, Boc!<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, da..<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, am fost un prost! Ah, ce m\u0103 enervezi Boc, c\u00e2nd sunt prost! \u015ei \u0163ie nu-\u0163i pas\u0103&#8230;Boc, e\u015fti un pitic nefolositor pre\u015fedintelui \u0163\u0103rii!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, v\u0103 rog, nu-i a\u015fa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, tu \u015ftii ce greu este s\u0103 te ab\u0163ii? C\u00e2nd toat\u0103 lumea \u00een jurul t\u0103u flutur\u0103 mireasma de \u0163uic\u0103 iar tu nu po\u0163i s\u0103 bei din cauza derbedeilor lui Voiculescu \u015fi V\u00e2ntu&#8230;Tu \u015ftii cum e?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, nu \u015ftiu, c\u0103 eu am fost la gr\u0103tare, na!<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, e\u015fti nesim\u0163it? \u00ce\u0163i arde de glume proaste?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, dac\u0103 m\u0103 tot acuza\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103h, lini\u015fte\u015fte-te c\u0103 schimb foaia! Cere-\u0163i scuze pentru nep\u0103sarea ta!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu!<\/p>\n<p>-Boc!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu!<\/p>\n<p>-Boc!!<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Acum \u00ee\u0163i ceri scuze!<\/p>\n<p>-M\u00e2ine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Te pleznesc, Boc! Vrei s\u0103 umbl\u0103m la dosar?<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103 ierta\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa..Acum r\u00e2zi, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenvesele\u015fti!<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi.<\/p>\n<p>Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rrr! -Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i! -B\u0103h, Boc&#8230;ce prost am fost! -Hi, hi..\u0103\u0103\u0103, pardon! Cum, prost?! Nu se poate a\u015fa ceva! -Boc, dac\u0103 eu spun c\u0103 am fost prost, am fost. 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