{"id":418,"date":"2008-05-30T13:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T10:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/05\/30\/o-blonda-voia-sa-si-cumpere-o-pereche-de-pantofi-de-crocodil\/"},"modified":"2008-05-30T13:51:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-30T10:51:00","slug":"o-blonda-voia-sa-si-cumpere-o-pereche-de-pantofi-de-crocodil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/05\/o-blonda-voia-sa-si-cumpere-o-pereche-de-pantofi-de-crocodil\/","title":{"rendered":"O blonda voia sa-si cumpere o pereche de pantofi de crocodil"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">O  blonda care voia sa-si cumpere o pereche de pantofi de crocodil, mergea din magazin in magazin ca sa gaseasca cel mai bun pret. Preturile erau, insa, exorbitant de mari.<br \/>-Deci, nu negociati nimic la pantofii astia?<br \/>-Ne pare rau domnita, astea-s preturile, nu avem ce face.<br \/>-OOOFFF, pai la banii astia ma duc si-imi cumpar o pusca, si ma duc si-mi impusc un crocodil si-mi fac rost de pantofi gratis !!!<br \/>-N-aveti decat, domnisoara!<br \/>Blonda isi ia pusca si pleaca la vanatoare. Vanzatorul, in drum spre casa, trece pe langa o mlastina unde o vede pe blonda. In fata ei apare un crocodil de vreo 6 metri, blonda cu sange rece, il impusca, si-l tareste pe un damb unde mai erau intinsi vreo 7 crocodili. Il ia de picioare, il suceste si cu un racnet de deznadejde:<br \/>-LA NAIBA !!!!!!!!! Si asta e descult<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O blonda care voia sa-si cumpere o pereche de pantofi de crocodil, mergea din magazin in magazin ca sa gaseasca cel mai bun pret. Preturile erau, insa, exorbitant de mari.-Deci, nu negociati nimic la pantofii &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}