\u0162rrr! \u0162rrr!<\/p>\n
-…Mda, v-ascult…<\/p>\n
-Boc, tu e\u015fti?<\/p>\n
-Da…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, dormi?<\/p>\n
-Nu, nu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, nu m\u0103 min\u0163i! Ce vorbe\u015fti cu prune-n gur\u0103, piticule? \u0162i-ai furat-o de la prost\u0103nac? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Nu…<\/p>\n
-Boc, dormi? \u0162ara arde \u015fi piticul doarme!…Adev\u0103rul c\u0103 \u015fi pe mine m\u0103 arde un pic de la micii \u0103ia de diminea\u0163\u0103…<\/p>\n
-Nu dorm, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, da\u2019 am m\u00e2ncat un pic \u015fi m-a luat toropeala.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, oricum dormi \u015fi c\u00e2nd nu m\u0103n\u00e2nci. Da\u2019 tu m\u0103n\u00e2nci? C\u0103 tot mic r\u0103m\u00e2i, b\u0103h! Strici m\u00e2ncarea degeaba, ha, ha, ha! Ce-mi plac glumele mele!<\/p>\n
-E, m-am mai \u00eeng\u0103\u015fat pu\u0163in, hi, hi…Da\u2019 o s\u0103 m\u0103 apuc s\u0103 fac mi\u015fcare.<\/p>\n
-Taci, b\u0103h, g\u0103o..gr\u0103s..piticule! Ptiu, c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurc! M\u0103 molipse\u015fte prostia ta, b\u0103h! Crezi c\u0103 m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 ce faci tu cu m\u00e2ncarea?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, nu, da\u2019…<\/p>\n
-Boc, taci! Avem treab\u0103! A \u00eenceput sezonul \u015fi nu am fost la mare, la dans. Maria mi-a spus s\u0103 d\u0103m o fug\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Da, da…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa. Sepepi\u015ftii or s\u0103 se ocupe de filat \u015fi drum, Maz\u0103re de discotec\u0103 \u015fi Geoan\u0103 de dat din gur\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103. Cu V\u00e2ntu \u015fi Voiculescu vorbesc eu.<\/p>\n
-Da, da…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa.\u0162ie \u00ee\u0163i dau o list\u0103 s\u0103 faci \u015fi tu ceva. B\u0103h, dormi?<\/p>\n
-Nu, nu, spune\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-Bine, b\u0103h, Boc, eu vorbesc cu tine \u015fi tu dormi?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, nu dorm…<\/p>\n
-R\u00e2zi, s\u0103 te aud!<\/p>\n
-Hi..<\/p>\n
-Boc, \u0103sta nu e r\u00e2sul t\u0103u! Sau, m\u0103 rog, nu este complet. Picote\u015fti c\u00e2nd te sun\u0103 pre\u015fedintele?<\/p>\n
-Nu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, r\u00e2zi, b\u0103h, Boc, c\u0103 te pleznesc de nu mai dormi o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi, hi, hi, ho!<\/p>\n
-Ho, pardon! E bine…Deci, s\u0103-\u0163i dau o list\u0103. Trimit pe cineva la tine.<\/p>\n
-Da, da…Azi?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i azi, Boc, c\u0103 \u00een baza ta de ultim moment…Da\u2019 ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 rezolvi tot c\u0103 de nu…<\/p>\n
-Rezolv, rezolv.<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa, b\u0103h. E\u015fti simpatic c\u00e2nd promi\u0163i ceva. A\u015fa cred \u015fi g\u0103ozarii \u0103\u015ftia cu \u015ftampila. Fii atent, c\u0103-\u0163i spun pe scurt ce trebuie s\u0103 faci.<\/p>\n
-E cu Rizi?<\/p>\n
-Nu, b\u0103h. Ce dracu\u2019? Las-o pe aia, c\u0103-i trece. Fii anten\u0103! \u0102\u0103\u0103, atent!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi..<\/p>\n
-Boc, taci! A\u015fa. Deci, am nevoie s\u0103 faci rost de \u015fapte caserole de mici, patru baterii de feteasc\u0103, ap\u0103 mineral\u0103, ni\u015fte c\u00e2rna\u0163i din \u0103ia de la tine, c\u0103rbuni…Gr\u0103tar am eu \u00een protbagaj, a\u015fa, p\u00e2ine…A, ia \u015fi ni\u015fte \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 c\u0103 vine tuta \u0103\u0103\u0103, fata de la Bruxelles.<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-Boc!<\/p>\n
-Da…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc, iar dormi! Pfuai, cum m-am pricopsit eu cu tine. Hai, c\u0103 trimit lista \u015fi rezolv-o. C\u0103 de nu…<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0162rrr! \u0162rrr! -…Mda, v-ascult… -Boc, tu e\u015fti? -Da… -B\u0103h, dormi? -Nu, nu, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i! -B\u0103h, nu m\u0103 min\u0163i! Ce vorbe\u015fti cu prune-n gur\u0103, piticule? \u0162i-ai furat-o de la prost\u0103nac? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! -Nu… -Boc, dormi? …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[444,520,1903,3307],"class_list":["post-4268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-basescu","tag-boc","tag-litoral","tag-telefon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}