Obosit de lenea acumulat\u0103 zilnic de c\u0103tre un absolvent \u015fomer m-am decis s\u0103 dau o fug\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la mare s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103. \u00cen acela\u015fi timp i-am f\u0103cut \u015fi iubitei o surpriz\u0103, oferindu-i prin aceast\u0103 escapad\u0103 un moment de relaxare \u015fi un bronz de mare nu de capital\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ne-am decis miercuri, am plecat joi. Ca destina\u0163ie am ales Neptunul, cam singura sta\u0163iune \u00een care nu trebuie s\u0103 adulmeci mirosul hamsiilor pr\u0103jite \u00een petrol, nu trebuie s\u0103 faci slalomuri printre boschetari, emocalari \u015fi alte specii \u00een curs de expansiune.<\/p>\n
Per total, din 72 de ore petrecute pe litoral, am prins doar vreo 7 de plaj\u0103, vremea fiind la fel de schimb\u0103toare ca o puicu\u0163\u0103 ag\u0103\u0163at\u0103 \u00eentr-un club. Condi\u0163iile de cazare sub orice critic\u0103 \u00een raport cu pre\u0163urile cerute, m\u00e2ncarea \u00een restaurante rivaliza cu apa plin\u0103 cu delikat servit\u0103 la „\u00eempinge tava”.<\/p>\n
Din prima sear\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 relatez nimic deoarece am debitat inep\u0163ii al\u0103turi de un prieten mai vechi,Bachus.<\/p>\n
A doua zi a plouat mai ceva ca in Macau \u00een perioada taifunurilor.\u00a0 Mai fresh ca niciodat\u0103 dup\u0103 o bere \u015fi o shaorma f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een grab\u0103, am asistat la o ceart\u0103 tipic\u0103 aborigenilor. \u015eti\u0163i grupul acela de b\u0103ie\u0163i ce vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 amintit faptul c\u0103 o oarecare civiliza\u0163ie numit\u0103 Maya nu a disp\u0103rut, cu toate c\u0103 ei aduc mai mult cu niste inca\u015fi de Colentina? Cu siguran\u0163\u0103 i-a\u0163i v\u0103zut m\u0103car \u00een trecere. Ei se pare c\u0103 fuseser\u0103 \u015fi \u00een prima sear\u0103 invoc\u00e2nd spiritele putrezite \u00een a ie\u015fi din copaci \u015fi a aduce pace \u015fi prosperitate rom\u00e2nilor afi\u015fati pe malul B\u0103l\u0163ii Negre.<\/p>\n
\u015ei cum suflau ei \u00een fluierele improvizate de pe un cd a \u00eenceput r\u0103scoala: un pl\u0103ie\u015f de capital\u0103 \u015fi-a amintit c\u0103 \u00eentre OTV \u015f\u00ee GSP are \u015fi Discovery. Au \u00eenceput s\u0103 curg\u0103 acuza\u0163iile cum c\u0103 arti\u015ftii, ieri, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 lumea nu cotizeaz\u0103,\u00a0 au invocat ploaia. A continuat cu un circ mioritic din care nu au lipsit \u00eenjur\u0103turiile \u015fi c\u00e2teva b\u0103t\u0103i din palme pe fe\u0163e. Totul s-a oprit \u00een momentul \u00een care maya\u015fii au promis c\u0103 vor c\u00e2nta ceva \u015fi despre preotul zeului-soare.<\/p>\n
Se pare c\u0103 preotul \u0103sta e surd c\u0103ci \u015fi a treia zi a plouat. Nu am mai rezistat \u015fi am plecat spre Bucure\u015fti.<\/p>\n
Ideea de baz\u0103, care mi s-a\u00a0 \u00eentip\u0103rit \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 \u00een minte, ar fi c\u0103 \u00eentre Neptun, Vam\u0103, Mamaia, Eforie sau Venus s\u0103 alege\u0163i Corfu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Obosit de lenea acumulat\u0103 zilnic de c\u0103tre un absolvent \u015fomer m-am decis s\u0103 dau o fug\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la mare s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103. \u00cen acela\u015fi timp i-am f\u0103cut \u015fi iubitei o surpriz\u0103, oferindu-i prin aceast\u0103 escapad\u0103 un …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[1903,2033,2246,2554,3111],"class_list":["post-4307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-litoral","tag-maya","tag-neptun","tag-ploaie","tag-soare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}