{"id":4319,"date":"2009-07-13T22:04:30","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T19:04:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=4319"},"modified":"2009-07-13T22:04:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T19:04:30","slug":"horoscop-13-19-iulie-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/07\/horoscop-13-19-iulie-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscop 13-19 iulie 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00cen s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na care urmeaz\u0103, astrologul de serviciu, Nicu Zglobiu\u2019, ne-a declarat ca astrele urm\u0103rite \u00eendeaproape de c\u0103tre dumnealui nu sunt \u00eentr-o conjunctur\u0103 favorabil\u0103 pentru nicio zodie. Mai mult curio\u015fi dec\u00e2t \u00eenfrico\u015fa\u0163i, l-am rugat s\u0103 ne dest\u0103inuie, pentru cititori, ce e mai important de re\u0163inut \u00een zilele care urmeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Piedica cea mai mare \u00een calea fericirii noastre o reprezint\u0103 Venus \u015fi Marte, dou\u0103 cuno\u015ftin\u0163e vechi care acum sunt retrograde \u015fi care ne vor influen\u0163a at\u00e2t \u00een plan material c\u00e2t \u015fi \u00een plan sentimental. Domnul Zglobiu\u2019 spune c\u0103 Luna a \u00eencercat s\u0103 schimbe lucrurile dar nu a reu\u015fit. Astrologul nostru este ferm convins de acest lucru c\u0103ci, fiind din Giurgiu, dou\u0103 nopti de urlete ale patrupedelor atest\u0103 \u00eentotdeauna c\u0103 Luna nu-\u015fi face datoria.<\/p>\n

S\u0103 trecem totu\u015fi la semnele nostre zodiacale.<\/p>\n

Berbec. <\/strong>\u00cen aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 o sa pierde\u0163i ni\u015fte bani. De obicei sunte\u0163i \u00eencrez\u0103tor \u00een resursele dvs. \u015fi nu v\u0103 impacienta\u0163i niciodat\u0103. Ar fi cazul s\u0103 v\u0103 face\u0163i o provizie de Aspacardin…n-am vrut s\u0103 v\u0103 sperii de la bun \u00eenceput dar…o s\u0103 pierde\u0163i to\u0163i banii!<\/p>\n

Taur. <\/strong>Pe c\u00e2t de bine v-a mers s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 pe at\u00e2t de proast\u0103 o s\u0103 fie aceasta. Prietena v-a dat OK-ul pentru un sex anal, dar…vineri la \u00eentalnirea programat\u0103, v\u0103 va face o destainuire: a fost diagnosticat\u0103 cu dereglare inestinal\u0103 acut\u0103, mai pe scurt diareeeeeee!!!<\/p>\n

Gemeni. <\/strong>A\u0163i fost la mare, a fost frumos, a\u0163i luat o ciuperc\u0103 pe care nu o pute\u0163i l\u0103sa la vedere prietenei\u00a0 nimfomane \u015fi isterice. O s\u0103 muri\u0163i de ciud\u0103 toat\u0103 perioada urm\u0103toare pentru c\u0103 a\u0163i apelat la geam\u0103nul dvs, s\u0103 presteze tare \u015fi ap\u0103sat\u00a0 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd v\u0103 reveni\u0163i<\/p>\n

Rac. <\/strong>Singurul lucru bun pentru dvs. se va petrece vineri c\u00e2nd v\u0103 ve\u0163i droga iar cel mai prost lucru, \u00eel ve\u0163i descoperi s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 diminea\u0163\u0103 c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 realiza\u0163i c\u0103 nu v-a\u0163i f…utut amica ci o gras\u0103 imens\u0103! Aten\u0163ie! Drogurile sub\u0163iaza fizicul!<\/p>\n

Leu.<\/strong> Datorit\u0103 lui Venus retrograd ve\u0163i tr\u0103i sentimente de 2 lei la birou. Amanta va povesti la toat\u0103 lumea c\u0103 nu vi se mai scoal\u0103. Asta se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla miercuri. Joi v\u0103 ve\u0163i da sigur demisia…de ru\u015fine.<\/p>\n

Fecioar\u0103.<\/strong> Sunte\u0163i singura zodie care \u00ee\u015fi p\u0103streaz\u0103 caracteristica \u015fi \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Ori e de vin\u0103 ur\u00e2\u0163enia ori prostia ori sunte\u0163i prea gra\u015fi ca s\u0103 se mai ating\u0103 cineva de voi.<\/p>\n

Balan\u0163a.<\/strong> Joi, la birou, \u015feful va c\u00e2ntari par\u0163ile dvs. bune \u015fi cele rele. \u00cen opinia lui cele rele predomin\u0103, drept urmare o s\u0103 fi\u0163i concediat. Partea si mai proast\u0103, spre deosebire de alte zodii, este ca nu v\u0103 ve\u0163i mai g\u0103si de lucru niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n

Scorpion. <\/strong>Luni v\u0103 sim\u0163i\u0163i r\u0103u. Mar\u0163i o s\u0103 face\u0163i o luxa\u0163ie. Miercuri descoperi\u0163i ca sunte\u0163i purt\u0103tor de AH1N1. Joi vi se vor fura actele. Vineri descoperi\u0163i c\u0103 apartamentul dvs. a fost v\u00e2ndut. S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 ve\u0163i fi violat de un aurolac \u00een timp ce dormi\u0163i pe o banca in parc. Duminic\u0103 v\u0103 ve\u0163i opri din b\u0103ut dar tot o s\u0103 va sim\u0163i\u0163i r\u0103u luni.<\/p>\n

S\u0103get\u0103tor. <\/strong>Asear\u0103 a\u0163i b\u0103ut foarte mult \u015fi a\u0163i adormit rapid. La ora 2 v-a\u0163i trezit \u015fi a\u0163i urinat \u00eentr-o sticl\u0103. Acum \u015fti\u0163i de ce avea Fanta un gust oribil diminea\u0163a!<\/p>\n

Capricorn.<\/strong> Neferici\u0163ilor! V\u0103 ve\u0163i feri, \u00een zilele urm\u0103toare, de un obiect care v-ar putea sparge capul. N-a\u0163i sc\u0103pat!! Ve\u0163i c\u0103lca cu siguan\u0163\u0103 \u00eentr-un alt obiect care v\u0103 va sec\u0163iona laba piciorului. Nu v\u0103 spun c\u00e2nd. E o surpriz\u0103!<\/p>\n

V\u0103rs\u0103tor. <\/strong>Asocierea semnului zodiacal cu patima b\u0103uturii \u015fi bolile de ficat nu e o simpl\u0103 coinciden\u0163\u0103. O s\u0103 afla\u0163i s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta de ce. Soarta frate!!<\/p>\n

Pe\u015fti. <\/strong>Sunte\u0163i \u00een deplin\u0103 concordan\u0163\u0103 cu numele zodiei. Weekend-ul va demonstra acest aspect prin dou\u0103 inunda\u0163ii succesive ce vor face din casa dvs. un adev\u0103rat acvariu. P\u0103cat de hamsteri, m\u00ee\u0163\u0103 \u015fi papagali!<\/p>\n

Dl. Astraolog Nicu Zglobiu\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cen s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na care urmeaz\u0103, astrologul de serviciu, Nicu Zglobiu\u2019, ne-a declarat ca astrele urm\u0103rite \u00eendeaproape de c\u0103tre dumnealui nu sunt \u00eentr-o conjunctur\u0103 favorabil\u0103 pentru nicio zodie. Mai mult curio\u015fi dec\u00e2t \u00eenfrico\u015fa\u0163i, l-am rugat s\u0103 ne …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,103],"tags":[1592,2633,3196],"class_list":["post-4319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate-n-luna-si-stele-verzi","category-promo","tag-horoscop","tag-predictii","tag-stele"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}