\u0162rrr!<\/p>\n
-Da!<\/p>\n
-Boc, tu e\u015fti?<\/p>\n
-Nu!<\/p>\n
-Da\u2019 cine e?<\/p>\n
-Cine vreau eu, hi, hi!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, termin\u0103 cu prostiile! E\u015fti pus pe \u015fotii azi?<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi, nu…Mai glumesc \u015fi eu.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc, nu-mi plac glumele tale. Numai ale mele \u00eemi plac, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-\u015ei mie, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!<\/p>\n
-Boc, o \u015ftii pe aia cu ra\u0163a?<\/p>\n
-Nu…<\/p>\n
-Ra\u0163i-ai dreacu\u2019 de guvernan\u0163i, c\u0103 v\u0103 schimb pe to\u0163i, b\u0103h! E, cum \u0163i se pare?<\/p>\n
-Proast\u0103…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, nici nu e glum\u0103! Dau cu voi de p\u0103m\u00e2nt! A trebuit s-o aduc pe fata aia de la Suceava ca s\u0103 nu mai dispar\u0103 banii?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc, nici s\u0103 fura\u0163i nu \u015fti\u0163i, b\u0103h. Tre\u2019 s\u0103 avem o discu\u0163ie pe tema asta. V\u0103d c\u0103 ai uitat ce te-am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at la partid.<\/p>\n
-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-Hai, \u00eembrac\u0103-te c\u0103 mergem la jur\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n
-Iar?<\/p>\n
-Nu noi, Boc. Pl\u0103cint\u0103.<\/p>\n
-Pl\u0103cint\u0103? De care?<\/p>\n
-Ce de care?<\/p>\n
-De care pl\u0103cint\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Boc, \u0163i-ai luat medicamentele?<\/p>\n
-Nu \u00een\u0163eleg…<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, ce pl\u0103cint\u0103 abure\u015fti tu acolo? \u0162i-e foame? Eu vorbesc de ministra nou\u0103, Boc!<\/p>\n
-Aaa…Nu \u015ftiam…<\/p>\n
-Normal c\u0103 nu \u015ftiai. Doar n-o s\u0103 te las pe tine s\u0103 nume\u015fti un ministru, b\u0103h, Boc. Ce, am t\u00e2mpit?<\/p>\n
-Nu \u015ftiu…<\/p>\n
-Boc, ai grij\u0103! \u0162i-am spus c\u0103 nu-mi plac glumele tale! Ale mele-s cele mai tari!<\/p>\n
-Da…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa. P-aia cu Vanghelie o \u015ftii?<\/p>\n
-Nu…<\/p>\n
-Ia fii atent. Boc, boc!<\/p>\n
-Da, spune\u0163i.<\/p>\n
-Nu, b\u0103h, nu cu tine. Cioc\u0103neam la u\u015f\u0103.<\/p>\n
-A\u0163i ajuns deja?<\/p>\n
-Boc, e\u015fti prost? A\u015fa era \u00een banc.<\/p>\n
-Aaa, spune\u0163i.<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa. Deci, boc, boc!<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-R\u0103spunde, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, n-a\u0163i zis c\u0103 e bancul \u015fi s\u0103 tac?<\/p>\n
-Nu, b\u0103h. Eu cioc\u0103n \u015fi tu \u00eentrebi cine e!<\/p>\n
-Bine.<\/p>\n
-Deci, boc, boc!<\/p>\n
-Cine e?<\/p>\n
-Primarul, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-R\u00e2de\u0163i de mine?<\/p>\n
-Nu, Boc! A\u015fa e bancul! M\u0103 enervezi, Boc! Eu cioc\u0103n, tu \u00eentrebi cine e iar eu r\u0103spund c\u0103-s primarul. \u015ei apoi tu m\u0103 \u00eentrebi iar ce primar sunt? Clar?<\/p>\n
-Da.<\/p>\n
-Sper. A\u015fa. Boc, boc!<\/p>\n
-Cine e?<\/p>\n
-Primarul!<\/p>\n
-Ce primar sunte\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-Nu, Boc, m\u0103 \u00eentrebi care primar!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, nu am \u00eentrebat?<\/p>\n
-Boc, ai \u00eentrebat ce primar sunt. Trebuie s\u0103 \u00eentrebi care primar…<\/p>\n
-Bine.<\/p>\n
-Deci, boc, boc!<\/p>\n
-Cine e?<\/p>\n
-Primarul!<\/p>\n
-Care primar?<\/p>\n
-Primarul care este, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-R\u00e2zi, Boc! Nu \u0163i-a pl\u0103cut bancul meu?<\/p>\n
-\u00cel \u015ftiam…<\/p>\n
-De unde \u00eel \u015ftiai, Boc? \u015ei ce dac\u0103? Nu-\u0163i place? R\u00e2zi, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi…<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0162rrr! -Da! -Boc, tu e\u015fti? -Nu! -Da\u2019 cine e? -Cine vreau eu, hi, hi! -B\u0103h, termin\u0103 cu prostiile! E\u015fti pus pe \u015fotii azi? -Hi, hi, nu…Mai glumesc \u015fi eu. -B\u0103h, Boc, nu-mi plac glumele tale. …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[444,520,1502,3307],"class_list":["post-4356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-basescu","tag-boc","tag-glume","tag-telefon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}