{"id":4370,"date":"2009-07-15T17:54:16","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T14:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=4370"},"modified":"2009-07-15T17:54:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T14:54:16","slug":"muscatura-de-cuc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/07\/muscatura-de-cuc\/","title":{"rendered":"Mu\u015fc\u0103tura de cuc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-4371\" title=\"dinti\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dinti-300x208.jpg\" alt=\"dinti\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" \/>\u015etire \u015foc, echivalent\u0103 cu senza\u0163ia  st\u00e2rnit\u0103 de \u015futul \u00een coaie:  un italian cu prea mult s\u00e2nge \u00een instala\u0163ie a fost mu\u015fcat stra\u015fnic de m\u0103dular \u00een  timp ce \u00eencerca s\u0103-\u015fi violeze prietena. Atacatorul nu a fost c\u00e2inele pozna\u015f al  domni\u015foarei care s\u0103 fi confundat butucelul de aport, ci \u00eens\u0103\u015fi fata iar cavitatea unde s-a petrecut nenorocirea a fost singura cavitate prev\u0103zut\u0103 cu din\u0163i,  respectiv cavitatea bucal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>E clar! Atunci c\u00e2nd masculul este  \u00een c\u0103lduri, func\u0163iile neocortexului sunt preluate de organele  genitale; creierul se scurge  \u00een pantaloni iar cutia cranian\u0103 este umplut\u0103 de spermatozoizi care colc\u0103ie ca pe\u015ftii \u00eentr-un acvariu supra-aglomerat.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t  la sut\u0103 a fost nebunie, c\u00e2t la  sut\u0103 a fost incon\u015ftien\u0163\u0103 sau c\u00e2t la sut\u0103 a fost alcool \u00een decizia de a  \u00eentreprinde un asemenea act, \u00een asemenea condi\u0163ii, asta doar nefericitul  violator, dac\u0103 \u00eemi pot permite o asemenea al\u0103turare de termeni, \u015ftie. Dac\u0103 nu  e\u015fti \u00een stare s\u0103-l strune\u015fti, calul lui Platon te calc\u0103 \u00een picioare; sau, \u00een  cazul de fa\u0163\u0103, \u00eentre picioare.<\/p>\n<p>Sigur, dac\u0103 iub\u0103re\u0163ul a pus m\u00e2na pe  bici \u015fi a inten\u0163ionat s\u0103-\u015fi supun\u0103 m\u00e2r\u0163oaga la perversiuni pe care ea nu era deloc dispus\u0103 s\u0103 le \u00eenghit\u0103, atunci  a primit  ce a  meritat. Am putea vorbi de o \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u0163ire a pedepsei dar \u015fi a penisului. Dac\u0103  judec\u0103torii vor \u0163ine cont de acest aspect, nu se \u015ftie. Medicii au \u0163inut  deja.<\/p>\n<p>Cazul de fa\u0163\u0103 ne demonstreaz\u0103 o  dat\u0103 \u00een plus c\u0103 a-\u0163i obliga partenera la un sex oral, \u00eempotriva voin\u0163ei sale, este  cam acela\u015fi lucru cu a-\u0163i introduce capul \u00een gura unui crocodil \u00een agonie sau ca  \u015fi cum ai face controlul periodic dentar unui leu fl\u0103m\u00e2nd, av\u00e2nd m\u00e2inile m\u00e2njite  cu s\u00e2nge. A\u015fadar, aten\u0163ie unde \u015fi mai ales \u00een cine  v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u0163i pula!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etire \u015foc, echivalent\u0103 cu senza\u0163ia st\u00e2rnit\u0103 de \u015futul \u00een coaie: un italian cu prea mult s\u00e2nge \u00een instala\u0163ie a fost mu\u015fcat stra\u015fnic de m\u0103dular \u00een timp ce \u00eencerca s\u0103-\u015fi violeze prietena. Atacatorul nu a fost &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,105],"tags":[955,1591,1757,2197,2460,2466,3042,3158,3571],"class_list":["post-4370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-se-intampla-la-ei","tag-cuc","tag-hormoni","tag-italian","tag-muscatura","tag-pedeapsa","tag-penis","tag-sex","tag-spermatozoidi","tag-viol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}