\u0162rrr!<\/p>\n
-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!<\/p>\n
-Boc, iar ai fost la coas\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Da, p\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, eu nu \u0163i-am zis s\u0103 te duci la coas\u0103! Am zis s\u0103 mergi printre oameni, s\u0103 dai m\u00e2na cu ei!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-Cine vine s\u0103 dea m\u00e2na cu tine, Boc, dac\u0103 ai coasa \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Au fost…<\/p>\n
-Ce au fost, b\u0103h? Ni\u015fte g\u0103ozari care oricum voteaz\u0103 cu PSD! \u00ce\u0163i dai seama ce prost e\u015fti, b\u0103h?<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog…<\/p>\n
-\u0102ia dau cu \u015ftampila \u00een prost\u0103nac \u015fi tu le cose\u015fti iarba! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, mai lipsea Ridzi, b\u0103h, s\u0103 c\u00e2nte pe o scen\u0103 \u00een spate \u015fi Androneasca s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare la gr\u0103tar, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Nu-i a\u015fa…<\/p>\n
-Ce nu-i a\u015fa, b\u0103h? P\u0103i, eu m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m\u0103 fluiere bozgorii \u015fi tu ce faci, Boc?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, da, da\u2019 rom\u00e2nii au r\u0103mas impresiona\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-Impresionat am r\u0103mas eu de palinc\u0103, Boc! \u00centre noi fie vorba, e foc!<\/p>\n
-Da, da!<\/p>\n
-Taci, Boc! Data viitoare c\u00e2nd mai ai chef de coas\u0103, vii la Cotroceni \u015fi-\u0163i dau eu de lucru! De acum \u00eenainte te duci la festivaluri, la tineri \u015fi stai \u00eentre oameni!<\/p>\n
-Da, dar…<\/p>\n
-Dar ce?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, \u015fti\u0163i, mi-e fric\u0103…Dac\u0103 mai arunc\u0103 cu ou\u0103 \u00een mine?<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, b\u0103h Boc, da\u2019 naiv mai e\u015fti! Arunc\u0103 SPP-i\u015ftii dac\u0103 le spun eu, b\u0103h! \u015ei dac\u0103 mai dai cu coasa, o s\u0103 te fac\u0103 omlet\u0103, Boc!<\/p>\n
-Am \u00een\u0163eles…<\/p>\n
-\u015ei s\u0103 vezi ce-i fac eu lu\u2019 Udrea, c\u0103 umbl\u0103 brambura pe la festivalurile de jazz. La o hor\u0103, ceva, nu-i mai place. S\u0103 se zbenguie un pic, a\u015fa cum f\u0103cea la palat, de-i s\u0103reau piep\u0163ii de bucurie. Of, Boc, ce vremuri! \u015ei cum venea ea vara de afar\u0103, la aerul condi\u0163ionat din cabinet…<\/p>\n
-S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, nu e cazul…<\/p>\n
-Da, Boc, a\u015fa e! Nu e cazul s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengrijorez. O sun acum \u015fi ne potrivim urm\u0103toarea vizit\u0103! Undeva, pe la munte, la un hotel al lui Coco\u015f! S\u0103 discut\u0103m de tichetele alea!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi, ce tare…<\/p>\n
-Tare, b\u0103h, Boc, ca un lup de mare!<\/p>\n
-Da, a\u015fa e.<\/p>\n
-A-propos, pe aia cu lupul o \u015ftii?<\/p>\n
-Ce anume?<\/p>\n
-Poanta, Boc, c\u0103 doar nu povestea lui Col\u0163 Alb! O \u015ftii?<\/p>\n
-Nu…Trebuie s\u0103 \u00eentreb eu ceva?<\/p>\n
-Nu, Boc, nu e ca aia cu Marean. O \u015ftii sau nu?<\/p>\n
-Pe aia cu Marean?<\/p>\n
-Boc, te pleznesc!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi! M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, nu o \u015ftiu. Pe aia cu lupul.<\/p>\n
-Sigur, Boc?<\/p>\n
-Sigur, sigur.<\/p>\n
-Bine, poate nu r\u00e2zi. Fii atent aici. Noo, nu o zic, b\u0103h.<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog, v\u0103 rog, vreau s\u0103 r\u00e2d!<\/p>\n
-Nu o zic, Boc, c\u0103 era \u015fi cu Udrea \u015fi nu e treaba ta!<\/p>\n
-M\u0103car alta, mai \u015fti\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-Boc, fie! \u00ce\u0163i zic alta c\u0103-mi e\u015fti simpatic \u015fi glumele mele sunt cele mai tari. Pe aia cu coasa o \u015ftii?<\/p>\n
-\u0103\u0103\u0103, nu.<\/p>\n
-Boc d\u0103 cu coasa, \u00a0poporul nu ia casa, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0162rrr! -Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i! -Boc, iar ai fost la coas\u0103? -Da, p\u0103i… -B\u0103h, eu nu \u0163i-am zis s\u0103 te duci la coas\u0103! Am zis s\u0103 mergi printre oameni, s\u0103 dai m\u00e2na cu ei! -P\u0103i… -Cine …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[401,520,674,811,1936,2718],"class_list":["post-4460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-baia","tag-boc","tag-casa","tag-coasa","tag-lup","tag-prostime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}