{"id":4614,"date":"2009-07-28T14:36:27","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T11:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=4614"},"modified":"2009-07-28T14:36:27","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T11:36:27","slug":"telefonul-din-mana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/07\/telefonul-din-mana\/","title":{"rendered":"Telefonul din m\u00e2n\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rrr! \u0162rrrr! \u0162rrrr!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, da, cine e?<\/p>\n<p>-Pre\u015fedintele \u0163\u0103rii, piticule! Spune repede ce ai \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-\u0103\u0103\u0103, p\u0103i nimic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, e\u015fti prost! Nu \u0163ii telefonul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-A, da&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Te-ai speriat, b\u0103h. A\u015fa \u015fi trebuie. S\u0103 tremure pantalonii pe tine c\u00e2nd vorbe\u015fti cu mine, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, cu respect&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Da, \u015fi respect. A\u015fa. B\u0103h, Boc, ce face\u0163i voi cu Elena mea, b\u0103h?<\/p>\n<p>-S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, nu facem nimic. Ce s\u0103 facem?<\/p>\n<p>-V\u0103 bate\u0163i joc de un suflet mare, Boc. Ai v\u0103zut doar ce suflet mare are, nu?<\/p>\n<p>-S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, nu-mi permit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Normal, b\u0103h, Boc c\u0103 nu-\u0163i permi\u0163i! P\u0103i sufletul ei e mai mare ca tine, b\u0103h! Dac\u0103-\u0163i pune un suflet pe fa\u0163\u0103 te sufoci, Boc, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-V\u0103 rog, m\u0103 simt prost&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, e\u015fti prost, b\u0103h! De aia te sim\u0163i a\u015fa. Ce ave\u0163i cu Elena, Boc?<\/p>\n<p>-V-am spus, nimic&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Cum nimic, b\u0103h? V\u0103 e ciud\u0103 pe Elena mea, b\u0103h?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, se poate&#8230;? Cum s\u0103 ne fie ciud\u0103 pe aia mic\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Care aia mic\u0103, Boc? Nu \u0163i-am zis c\u0103 are sufletul de dou\u0103 ori c\u00e2t tine?<\/p>\n<p>-Unde, c\u0103 nu prea are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, e\u015fti t\u00e2mpit? Ai probleme cu ochelarii? Tu n-ai v\u0103zut ce se ascunde dup\u0103 decolteul \u0103la?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, nu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, normal c\u0103 nu! Te sp\u0103rgeam! Eu am v\u0103zut, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n<p>-Doamne fere\u015fte&#8230;S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, dar nu e cazul s\u0103-mi zice\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103,  Boc, spune repede ce ai \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-\u0103\u0103\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Telefonul, Boc! E\u015fti vai de tine, Boc! Ia-\u0163i vacan\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, c\u0103 mi-am luat. Domnule pre\u015fedinte, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i, dar nu vreau s\u0103 \u015ftiu ce intimit\u0103\u0163i ave\u0163i cu fiica dumneavoastr\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, e\u015fti prost? N-ai \u00een\u0163eles nimic! Udrea, b\u0103h, Udrea! De ea vorbesc, piticule!<\/p>\n<p>-Aaa, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, nu vorbeam de prostu\u0163a lu\u2019 tata, b\u0103h&#8230;Auzi, \u015fi de ce te iei de fic\u0103-mea? Cum adic\u0103 nu prea are decolteu?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, vroiam s\u0103 zic c\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, chiar nu are, b\u0103h! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, ce te mai sperii tu&#8230;B\u0103h, ce ave\u0163i cu Elena?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu mai \u00een\u0163eleg..Cu care?<\/p>\n<p>-Udrea, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n<p>-Nimic. Nu se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 nimic.<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa, b\u0103h. S\u0103 nu v\u0103 prind. Dac\u0103 e\u015fti cuminte, \u00ee\u0163i ar\u0103t ni\u015fte poze cu ea, b\u0103h&#8230;\u015etii tu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Da, da!&#8230; \u0103\u0103\u0103, nu, v\u0103 rog, nu e cazul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, zi repede ce-ai \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Telefonul!<\/p>\n<p>-Te v\u0103d, Boc!<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103 ierta\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103h, da\u2019 credul mai e\u015fti!<\/p>\n<p>Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rrr! \u0162rrrr! \u0162rrrr! -Da, da, cine e? -Pre\u015fedintele \u0163\u0103rii, piticule! Spune repede ce ai \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103! -\u0103\u0103\u0103, p\u0103i nimic&#8230; -Boc, e\u015fti prost! Nu \u0163ii telefonul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103? -A, da&#8230; -H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Te-ai speriat, b\u0103h. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[444,520,1195,3307],"class_list":["post-4614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-basescu","tag-boc","tag-elena-udrea","tag-telefon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}