{"id":4630,"date":"2009-07-28T17:49:14","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T14:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=4630"},"modified":"2009-07-28T17:49:14","modified_gmt":"2009-07-28T14:49:14","slug":"caldura-romanul-si-bordura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/07\/caldura-romanul-si-bordura\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ldura, rom\u00e2nul \u015fi bordura &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\">Dup\u0103 o   serie \u00eendelungat\u0103 de pl\u00e2nsete aruncate palmat, dintr-un ter\u0163 local  acoperit, c\u0103tre furtunile de la \u00eenceputul verii, furtuni care nu te  l\u0103sau s\u0103 te bucuri de cele patru ore de relaxare cotidian\u0103 dup\u0103  terminarea orelor satanice de serviciu, iat\u0103 c\u0103 mama natur\u0103 a aruncat  cu g\u0103le\u0163i de soare in capul <strong>rom\u00e2nului<\/strong> pe \u00eentreaga perioad\u0103 a lunii  in curs. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\"> Canicul\u0103,  canicul\u0103, canicul\u0103&#8230;furnicarul rom\u00e2nesc a prins via\u0163\u0103. Lumea s-a  trezit direct \u00een \u015flapi pe litoral, la munte ori \u00een binecunoscutele  ciupercu\u0163e de Bucure\u015fti numite \u015ftranduri.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\"> Ca \u00een fiecare  an principalii votan\u0163i ai comunismului, \u0103&#8230;pesedismului, \u0103&#8230; persoanele  trecute cu numeroase decenii de a treia tinere\u0163e,\u00a0 \u015fi-au propus \u015fi  acum s\u0103 \u00eencerce a r\u0103sturna recordul mondial de decese datorate c\u0103ldurii.  \u0102sta ar fi singurul motiv plauzibil pentru care, \u00een zilele \u00een care  nici m\u0103car <em>Bacillus Anthracis<\/em> n-ar rezista mai mult de trei  minute, se g\u0103sesc b\u0103tr\u00e2nii s\u0103 colinde ora\u015ful \u00een lung \u015fi \u00een lat  f\u0103r\u0103 o destina\u0163ie precis\u0103. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\">Desigur, \u015fi-au f\u0103cut apari\u0163ia \u015fi  mult a\u015ftepta\u0163ii adep\u0163i ai lui Sartre, continuatorii existen\u0163ialismului,  g\u00e2nditorii de l\u00e2ng\u0103 <strong>bordur\u0103<\/strong>, oameni sup\u0103ra\u0163i trimi\u015fi diminea\u0163a  de so\u0163ie s\u0103 cumpere un pepene \u015fi dou\u0103 p\u00e2ini, care s-au \u00eentors  seara ferici\u0163i, ar\u015fi de soare pe o parte, cu jum\u0103tate de bere la  pet \u015fi-un c\u00e2ine comunitar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\"> Dac\u0103 am  face un studiu de caz ar reie\u015fi cu siguran\u0163\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een niciun domeniu  angaja\u0163ii nu au mai dat randament \u00een aceast\u0103 lun\u0103. B\u0103rba\u0163ii, b\u0103lind  toat\u0103 ziua pe tastatur\u0103 doar la reclamele ce includ patru beri reci,  o teras\u0103, 6 amici plus trei perechi de \u0163\u00e2\u0163e care sar nevinovat doar  din dorin\u0163a de a mai r\u0103cori atmosfera. G\u00e2ndirea persoanelor de sex  feminin pe timpul verii a r\u0103mas \u00een continuare un tabu, \u00eens\u0103 cu siguran\u0163\u0103  la serviciu st\u0103teau \u015fi verificau reducerile \u015fi orarele de la Zara,  Zasha, Ingrid Vlasov \u015fi Agnes Toma . Plus c\u0103 scapau pe jos, total  \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor, \u00een fa\u0163a so\u0163ului, amantului ori\u00a0 iubitului dou\u0103-trei  bro\u015furi cu sejururi \u00een zone litorale mai u\u015for de mimat dec\u00eet de  pronun\u0163at.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\"> Berea curge,  micii sar \u00een gr\u0103tare, fetele sunt c\u00e2t mai sumar \u00eembr\u0103cate, b\u0103ie\u0163ii  \u00ee\u015fi etaleaz\u0103 mu\u015fchii \u015fi tatuajele, banii \u00ee\u015fi urmeaz\u0103 circuitul  uzual cu o vitez\u0103 \u00een plus. P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd soarelele nu va trage draperiile  ne va durea \u00een p#l\u0103 c\u0103 \u015foselele se topesc, c\u0103 \u015finele se dilat\u0103,  c\u0103 recolta nu e irigat\u0103, c\u0103 natura moare treptat, c\u0103 plaja se retrage,  c\u0103 ne vindem sufletul pentru un sejur \u00een Mamaia, c\u0103 gunoaiele l\u0103sate  \u00een urma noastr\u0103 echivaleaz\u0103 \u00een tone cu popula\u0163ia Africii de Sud.  Suntem rom\u00e2ni, iubim c\u0103ldura, suntem m\u00e2ndri de noi. Suntem pro\u015fti.  P\u0103cat c\u0103 ultravioletele nu produc o reac\u0163ie imediat\u0103 mai violent\u0103. <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\"> Ies s\u0103  beau o bere c\u0103ci nu mai pot de cald, ne vedem la mare.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 o serie \u00eendelungat\u0103 de pl\u00e2nsete aruncate palmat, dintr-un ter\u0163 local acoperit, c\u0103tre furtunile de la \u00eenceputul verii, furtuni care nu te l\u0103sau s\u0103 te bucuri de cele patru ore de relaxare cotidian\u0103 dup\u0103 terminarea &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93,101],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-editorial","category-martor-si-tartor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}