{"id":470,"date":"2008-05-29T15:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T12:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/05\/29\/jannie-se-pregateste-pentru-ce-a-de-a-4-a-casatorie-a-ei\/"},"modified":"2008-05-29T15:28:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T12:28:00","slug":"jannie-se-pregateste-pentru-ce-a-de-a-4-a-casatorie-a-ei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/05\/jannie-se-pregateste-pentru-ce-a-de-a-4-a-casatorie-a-ei\/","title":{"rendered":"Jannie se preg\u0103te\u015fte pentru ce-a de-a 4-a c\u0103s\u0103torie a ei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chiar \u00eenaintea nun\u0163ii, se g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103 fac\u0103 un control la ginecolog.<br \/>&#8211; Doamne, Jannie, zise doctorul, cum se face c\u0103 ai fost m\u0103ritat\u0103 de trei ori \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 mai e\u015fti virgin\u0103 ?<br \/>&#8211; S\u0103 v\u0103 explic : primul meu so\u0163 era om de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi tot ce vroia s\u0103 fac\u0103 era s\u0103 o ating\u0103, al doilea era psiholog \u015fi tot ce \u015ftia s\u0103 fac\u0103 era s\u0103 o studieze.  Iar al treilea&#8230;<br \/>Dup\u0103 o t\u0103cere nostalgic\u0103 :<br \/>&#8211; Al treilea lucra la po\u015ft\u0103 \u015fi lipea timbre&#8230; abia acum \u00eemi dau seama c\u00e2t am s\u0103-i duc dorul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chiar \u00eenaintea nun\u0163ii, se g\u00e2nde\u015fte s\u0103 fac\u0103 un control la ginecolog.&#8211; Doamne, Jannie, zise doctorul, cum se face c\u0103 ai fost m\u0103ritat\u0103 de trei ori \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 mai e\u015fti virgin\u0103 ?&#8211; S\u0103 v\u0103 explic : &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}