Dup\u0103 o noapte furtunoas\u0103 m-am trezit ast\u0103zi la o or\u0103 mai apropiat\u0103 de sear\u0103 dec\u00e2t de diminea\u0163\u0103. Am observat c\u0103 nu am \u0163ig\u0103ri, nici eu, nici scumpa mea prin\u0163es\u0103, care de la ora 8 a.m. trage cu ochiul \u00een autobiografia lui Norma Jeane Mortensen.<\/p>\n
Mi-am schimbat boxerii, am \u00eenjurat apa cald\u0103, care la etajul al 9-lea cu greu ajunge \u015fi am cobor\u00e2t p\u00e2n\u0103 la chio\u015fcul cu bun\u0103t\u0103\u0163i \u00een vederea procur\u0103rii obiectelor care-mi satisfac tabieturile. \u00cen momentul \u00een care am ajuns \u00een fa\u0163a magazinului am observat un nene insipid plin de var care dorea s\u0103 cumpere diverse. M-am a\u015fezat \u00een spatele lui \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vreau am \u00eenceput s\u0103 ascult dialogul tip-v\u00e2nz\u0103tor. Tipului \u00eei voi spune Dorel \u00een vederea delimit\u0103rii de cel\u0103lalt personaj.<\/p>\n
” Dorel<\/strong>: – D\u0103 \u015fi mie zece Tuborg la doz\u0103 ! Da s\u0103 fie reci ca mortu c\u0103 ne omoar\u0103 c\u0103ldura asta!<\/p>\n V\u00e2nz\u0103torul<\/strong>, dup\u0103 ce caut\u0103 \u00een frigider: – Am doar \u015fapte reci ! V\u0103 dau altceva?<\/p>\n D<\/strong>: – D\u0103 atunci \u015fi Bec\u015fi <\/em>vreo cinci p\u00e2n\u0103 la cin\u015fpe !<\/p>\n V<\/strong>: – P\u0103i nu vroia\u0163i zece? P\u00e2n\u0103 la cincisprezece ar mai fi \u00eenc\u0103 opt!<\/p>\n D<\/strong>: – Hai m\u0103 las\u0103-m\u0103 cu calculele d\u0103 s\u0103 fie cin\u015fpe beri acolo, ce dracu!<\/p>\n V<\/strong>: – Bine, altceva?<\/p>\n D<\/strong>: – D\u0103 zece de s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163\u0103, \u0103hh ( acesta este un moment \u00een care domnul calcula c\u00e2te persoane sunt ei \u00een total, nu se poate reproduce, prea multe onomatopee m\u00e2ng\u00e2iate de fraze euclidiene) \u015fi mai bag\u0103 treizeci de bec\u015fi c\u0103 ie mul\u0163i acolo !<\/p>\n V<\/strong>: – P\u0103i nu am at\u00e2tea la rece! V\u0103 dau \u015fi altceva?<\/p>\n D<\/strong>: – Bag\u0103 m\u0103 s\u0103 fie, nu conteaz\u0103 bere s\u0103 fie. \u015ei dou\u0103 ape minerale c\u0103 ie doi b\u0103ie\u0163i poc\u0103i\u0163i( r\u00e2de monstruos). \u015ei spune c\u00e2t trebe s\u0103 m\u0103 achit.<\/p>\n V<\/strong>: – P\u0103i ave\u0163i un milion patru sute treizeci.<\/p>\n Dorel<\/strong> pl\u0103te\u015fte \u015fi d\u0103 s\u0103 plece. V\u00e2nz\u0103torul m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 ce doresc, eu \u00eei spun dou\u0103 m\u0103rci de \u0163ig\u0103ri, moment \u00een care Dorel se \u00eentoarce m\u0103 d\u0103 la o parte \u015fi spune:<\/p>\n – A\u015fa b\u0103 c\u0103 am uitat, d\u0103 \u015fi dou\u0103 de Lemeu<\/em> ro\u015fu. \u015ei c\u00e2te beri vine de om m\u0103 dac\u0103 ie \u015fai\u015fpe oameni? Io am aicea patru\u015fcinci.<\/p>\n V<\/strong>: – P\u0103i ar veni cam trei de om.<\/p>\n D<\/strong>: – B\u0103 … a\u015fa pu\u0163ine? Mai ai la rece ?<\/p>\n V<\/strong>: – Mai am dou\u0103 doze at\u00e2t.Vi le dau ?<\/p>\n D<\/strong>: – D\u0103-le p-alea \u015fi d\u0103 \u015fi vreo doi\u015fpe la pet a\u015fa da reci s\u0103 fie!”<\/p>\n \u015ei-a primit Dorel<\/strong> berile \u015fi a plecat.<\/p>\n Uimit l-am \u00eentrebat pe v\u00e2nz\u0103tor unde lucreaz\u0103 respectivul. Mi-a r\u0103spuns c\u0103 este muncitor la un bloc ce se construie\u015fte \u00een apropiere \u015fi c\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi la ora 12 vine \u015fi cump\u0103r\u0103 bere \u015fi semin\u0163e. Oamenii se pare c\u0103 au pauz\u0103 \u00eentre 12 \u015fi 14, dup\u0103 care \u00eencep din nou lucrul.<\/p>\n Acum vin cu o \u00eentrebare: Ce randament mai dau muncitorii ag\u0103ta\u0163i pe schele cu soarele \u00een cap dup\u0103 mai mult de doi litri \u015fi jum\u0103tate de c\u0103ciul\u0103 b\u0103u\u0163i \u00een plin\u0103 canicul\u0103 ?<\/p>\n Spor la mutat \u00een blocuri noi domnilor, nu v\u0103 fie team\u0103 sunt construite de profesioni\u015fti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Dup\u0103 o noapte furtunoas\u0103 m-am trezit ast\u0103zi la o or\u0103 mai apropiat\u0103 de sear\u0103 dec\u00e2t de diminea\u0163\u0103. Am observat c\u0103 nu am \u0163ig\u0103ri, nici eu, nici scumpa mea prin\u0163es\u0103, care de la ora 8 a.m. …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[468,1123,2190,2953,3111],"class_list":["post-4709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-bere","tag-dorel","tag-munca","tag-santier","tag-soare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}