\u0162rrr!<\/p>\n
-Da…<\/p>\n
-Bun\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-A, tu erai…<\/p>\n
-Eu, marinarul t\u0103u preferat. Eleno, ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 te-am sc\u0103pat de furia golanilor!<\/p>\n
-Da, da…<\/p>\n
-Ni\u015fte nenoroci\u0163i care se iau de femei bu..frumoase, a\u015fa ca tine! Eleno, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103spl\u0103te\u015fti!<\/p>\n
-Da, coco\u015fel…<\/p>\n
-Coco\u015fel?! Unde \u0163i-e g\u00e2ndul, femeie? Ce, eu sunt b\u0103rba-tu?<\/p>\n
-Nu, drag\u0103, ce sari a\u015fa? Nu am voie s\u0103-\u0163i zic cum vreau?<\/p>\n
-Bine, fie. Dar nu coco\u015fel. \u00cemi d\u0103 o stare de nelini\u015fte \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 iau o gur\u0103 de whisky. A-propos, iart\u0103-m\u0103 un pic.<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-Gata! Bun\u0103, m\u0103, b\u0103utura! Vulpi\u0163a mea, e\u015fti ca marea pentru mine! Trebuie s\u0103 te v\u0103d!<\/p>\n
-Da, vapora\u015ful meu…<\/p>\n
-Udrea, o \u015ftii pe aia: nu conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2t de mic e vaporul, conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2t de \u00eenvolburat\u0103 e marea!<\/p>\n
-Vai, e\u015fti spiritual…<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, m\u0103h, Eleno, e din cauza ta. Ah, c\u00e2nd intrai tu la mine \u00een birou, la aer condi\u0163ionat…<\/p>\n
-Hi, da…<\/p>\n
-\u015ei c\u00e2nd sc\u0103pam eu dosarele alea pe jos…<\/p>\n
-Hi..<\/p>\n
-\u015ei tu te aplecai s\u0103 le ridici…<\/p>\n
-Hi..<\/p>\n
-Stai a\u015fa, Udreo!<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-Gata! M\u0103h, da\u2019 sete \u00eemi e. Cald, cald. S-a stricat aerul condi\u0163ionat \u015fi nu mai am nici ghea\u0163\u0103 la whisky.<\/p>\n
-Matelotul meu, c\u00e2nd e\u015fti liber?<\/p>\n
-Eleno, sunt liber c\u00e2nd vrei tu. O trimit pe Maria la aia mic\u0103, s-o ajute la cump\u0103r\u0103turi. A-propos, m-a disperat cu chestia asta. Toat\u0103 ziua o sun\u0103 pe m\u0103-sa s\u0103-i povesteasc\u0103 de magazine \u015fi haine. Chiar a\u015fa, ia s-o trimit eu acolo!<\/p>\n
-Da, ar fi excelent…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa, dup\u0103 aia m\u0103 duc s\u0103 m-aranjez \u015fi eu pu\u0163in la ceaf\u0103 s\u0103 fiu, a\u015fa, elegant. M\u0103 dau cu parfumul \u0103la de la tine, de acum trei ani, bag o gur\u0103 de whisky \u015fi vin spre tine!<\/p>\n
-Stai, drag\u0103, ce te gr\u0103be\u015fti? Nici n-a plecat Maria \u015fi gata? \u015ei unde vii la mine? Nu mai bine vin eu?<\/p>\n
-Da, a\u015fa e…M-am aprins de la c\u0103ldura asta. A-propos, stai un pic…Gata! M\u0103h, da\u2019 bun e! Pfiu, \u015fi cald.<\/p>\n
-Hai, sun\u0103-m\u0103 c\u00e2nd rezolvi cu Maria, s\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u00e2nd te vizitez.<\/p>\n
-Gata, Udreo, acum m\u0103 ocup! O sui \u00een primul avion \u015fi te sun! Pre\u015fedintele \u0163\u0103rii rezolv\u0103 tot!<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa, \u00eemi place c\u00e2nd e\u015fti dur…Hrrr..<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Eleno, s\u0103 vii echipat\u0103 c\u0103 de nu…<\/p>\n
-Vin, vin…<\/p>\n
-Hai, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu e\u015fti cuminte o sa-\u0163i zic \u015fi poanta cu lupul, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Care?<\/p>\n
-Vezi tu. Te pup, femeie! Pfuai, ce cald e…<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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