Tot observ de ceva vreme, pe diverse canale tv, reclama la o marc\u0103 de bere, reclam\u0103 \u00een care un tip corporatist iese de la munc\u0103 iar \u015fef-su \u00eei st\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rc\u0103 bodog\u0103nindu-i, probabil, diverse rapoarte, termene limit\u0103 sau alte t\u00e2mpenii care nu mai au importan\u0163\u0103 \u00een afara orelor de program. Tipul, pe un fundal sonor vesel, ajunge la o c\u00e2rcium\u0103 unde \u00eel a\u015fteapt\u0103 o ga\u015fc\u0103 de al\u0163ii asemenea lui dar neav\u00e2nd \u00een spate sondorul de fund. Pac, omul ia primul g\u00e2t de hara\u015fpinc\u0103 \u015fi, deodat\u0103, \u015feful dispare \u00een buc\u0103\u0163i de ghea\u0163\u0103, cu toate problemele lui. Mesajul reclamei, simplu \u00een esen\u0163\u0103, ne face s\u0103 credem c\u0103 o ie\u015fire cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii, consum\u00e2nd berea respectiv\u0103, ne ajut\u0103 la relaxare. Funny, funny…<\/p>\n
…\u015ei cu at\u00e2t mai potrivit pentru o na\u0163ie de alcoolici \u00een devenire. F\u0103c\u00e2nd o analiz\u0103 la rece, adjectiv, mesajul poate fi tradus \u00een termeni dorelieni, cu puternic\u0103 tent\u0103 de dependen\u0163\u0103 d\u0103un\u0103toare ficatului: bea ceva alcool ca s\u0103 ui\u0163i de probleme. \u00cen cazul acesta, problema este \u015feful \u015fi tot universul lui de c\u0103cat de la munc\u0103. Iar tu, purt\u00e2nd aceast\u0103 povar\u0103 chiar dac\u0103 ai sc\u0103pat de pe planta\u0163ie, trebuie neap\u0103rat s\u0103 mergi undeva, s\u0103 tragi ni\u015fte g\u00e2turi de alcool \u015fi gata, scapi de g\u00e2ndurile negre ale corpora\u0163iei. Vorba aceea, prietenii care te a\u015fteapt\u0103 r\u00e2njind ca retarzii sunt dovada clar\u0103 c\u0103 metoda func\u0163ioneaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
Un scenariu posibil<\/em>:<\/p>\n \u201eB\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f picioarele, iar am plecat la ora \u015fapte de la munc\u0103…Ce dracu\u2019 nu reu\u015fesc s\u0103 termin rapoartele alea niciodat\u0103, nu \u00een\u0163eleg…Eh, c\u0103cat, normal c\u0103 nu le termin la timp dac\u0103 boul de \u015fefu\u2019 m\u0103 tot \u00eencarc\u0103 \u015fi cu aia, \u015fi cu aia, \u015fi cu aia…C\u00e2nd naiba s\u0103 le mai fac? Dac\u0103 nu dorm nici la noapte, \u00eemi bag pula. Mam\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 bag ceva pe g\u00e2t. B\u0103, futu-i, m\u00e2ine la opt trebuie s\u0103-i dau boului analiza aia. A, \u015fi mai am de trimis \u015fi c\u0103caturile alea de oferte. Cum pula mea? \u015ei m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 m\u0103 tot frece \u0103la la cap c\u0103-s incapabil, c\u0103-s \u00eencet…S\u0103 fac\u0103 el, nene, dou\u0103j\u2019 de mii de muiuri pe zi. Unde pula mea zicea Gogu s\u0103 ne vedem? Nu mai \u0163in minte nici nume de c\u00e2rciumi, s\u0103 mor io…B\u0103, a\u015fa-mi vine s\u0103-i sparg boului cauciucurile de la ma\u015fina aia a lui de boss, dac\u0103 m\u0103 mai freac\u0103 mult. Pfuai, la nou\u0103 am \u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu \u0103ia…C\u00e2nd dracu\u2019 o mai fac \u015fi p-aia…? \u015ei parc\u0103 v\u0103d c\u0103 iar m-alearg\u0103 mizerabilul c\u0103 nu m-am preg\u0103tit cum trebuie. B\u0103, da\u2019 mi-o sete…Gogule, unde dracu\u2019 ziceai tu c\u0103 ne vedem? Bag scurt o bere \u015fi-i fut \u00een gur\u0103 pe \u0103ia dac\u0103 mai vorbesc de munc\u0103!\u201d…<\/p>\n Gogu \u015fi amicul 2 se \u00eentreab\u0103<\/em>:<\/p>\n \u201e-Bre, mai vine \u0103la odat\u0103?..C\u0103 am vorbit cu el acum juma\u2019 de or\u0103 \u015fi spunea c\u0103 a plecat de la munc\u0103.<\/p>\n -Nu \u015ftiu, m\u0103, las\u2019 c\u0103 vine el. Hai s\u0103 mai lu\u0103m un r\u00e2nd c\u0103 intr\u0103! Bag pula dac\u0103 nu dorm noaptea asta…<\/p>\n -Da, b\u0103, lu\u0103m! \u2018\u0162i-amabil, ne mai aduce\u0163i patru beri?…A\u015fa. Da, b\u0103, nasol, \u015fi eu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc numa\u2019 la c\u0103caturile alea de tabele. M\u0103 fut…<\/p>\n -B\u0103 e\u015fti nebun, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 pilesc ca s\u0103 pot dormi?<\/p>\n -Ha, ha, ha! Asta e, frate. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103-mi stea \u00een cap mecla boului, mai bine m\u0103 pilesc. B\u0103, da\u2019 ce face Vasile \u0103sta?<\/p>\n -Sun\u0103-l!<\/p>\n -D\u0103-l, b\u0103, \u00eencolo, c\u0103 vine el. Hai, mai b\u0103g\u0103m un r\u00e2nd?<\/p>\n -Hai!<\/p>\n -B\u0103, nasol cu munca asta. O mie de c\u0103caturi, zi de zi, pleci acas\u0103, tot la alea te g\u00e2nde\u015fti, nu mai faci nimic…<\/p>\n -Da, bre…A\u015fa e…Mai b\u0103g\u0103m?<\/p>\n -Da! M\u0103car s\u0103 \u015ftim o treab\u0103. Dorm \u015fi eu la noapte.<\/p>\n -Da…Unde dracu\u2019 e \u0103sta de nu mai vine?<\/p>\n -Uite-l, m\u0103! Vasile, ce \u0163i-a luat at\u00e2t s\u0103 ajungi?<\/p>\n -Uitasem locul, bre…Bag pula. Am avut o zi de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n -Haide, bre, c\u0103 trece…Bag\u0103 \u015fi tu c\u00e2teva beri, s\u0103 vezi ce dormi.<\/p>\n -Bag, bag. Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, vreau \u015fi eu dou\u0103 beri, v\u0103 rog.<\/p>\n -Gata, Vasile, revino-\u0163i. Hai noroc!<\/p>\n -Noroc!\u201d<\/p>\n Acum s-a \u00eenchis cercul<\/em>.<\/p>\n Morala: \u201eOamenii care munce\u015fte, seara se mache\u015fte!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Tot observ de ceva vreme, pe diverse canale tv, reclama la o marc\u0103 de bere, reclam\u0103 \u00een care un tip corporatist iese de la munc\u0103 iar \u015fef-su \u00eei st\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rc\u0103 bodog\u0103nindu-i, probabil, diverse rapoarte, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96,103],"tags":[468,2190,2829,3216],"class_list":["post-4783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frustrari-din-cartier","category-promo","tag-bere","tag-munca","tag-relaxare","tag-stres"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}