{"id":487,"date":"2008-05-23T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-23T11:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/05\/23\/sir\/"},"modified":"2008-05-23T14:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-23T11:18:00","slug":"sir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/05\/sir\/","title":{"rendered":"Sir"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">Sir iese dimineata pe poarta vilei si gaseste acolo un cersetor zdrenturos rau de tot. I se face mila de el si se gindeste sa-i dea niste bani.<br \/>&#8211; Ia omule 3 lire sa-ti cumperi tigari.<br \/>&#8211; Multumesc Sir dar eu nu fumez.<br \/>&#8211; Hmmm, atunci ia 5 lire si du-te sa-ti iei o sticla de whisky.<br \/>&#8211; Multumesc Sir dar eu nu beau.<br \/>&#8211; Hmmm, atunci ia 10 lire si du-te si tu la femei.<br \/>&#8211; Multumesc Sir dar eu nu merg la femei.<br  \/>&#8211; Auzi ba atunci, ia 100 de lire si du-te la nevasta-mea sa vada si ea cum arata unu care nu fumeaza, nu bea, si nu merge la femei.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sir iese dimineata pe poarta vilei si gaseste acolo un cersetor zdrenturos rau de tot. I se face mila de el si se gindeste sa-i dea niste bani.&#8211; Ia omule 3 lire sa-ti cumperi tigari.&#8211; &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}