C\u0103zut \u00een transa finalului de licoare, \u00eemi aprind o \u0163igar\u0103. \u00cen pat. Privesc t\u00e2mp c\u0103tre fumul obosit care-mi iese din n\u0103ri \u015fi deschid u\u015fa casei. Spa\u0163iu mare, subsol, parter \u015fi etaj. Pe o farfurie, doi pe\u015fti pr\u0103ji\u0163i \u015fi uita\u0163i de vreme. Mi-e foame. \u00cen curtea casei, o pisic\u0103 t\u00e2nje\u015fte dup\u0103 buc\u0103\u0163ile de pe\u015fte. Mi-e foame. \u201eNu le m\u00e2nca, sunt vechi\u201d, \u00eemi spune Marian Iancu, patron FC Timi\u015foara.\u00a0 Ce s\u0103 fac, le dau la pisic\u0103. \u201eStai, a\u015fa, ce caut\u0103 Marian Iancu aici??\u201d. Ies repede afar\u0103, pe bulevardul Alexandru Ioan Cuza, din Br\u0103ila. \u00cen fa\u0163a mea, Casa C\u0103s\u0103toriilor. Nu e bine. Trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 mut \u00een casa mare. Dar ce iau, parterul sau subsolul?<\/p>\n
Subsolul era foarte spa\u0163ios, cu dou\u0103 camere legate de un hol generos, care d\u0103dea \u00eentr-o buc\u0103t\u0103rie deja aranjat\u0103 cu tot ce trebuie. Ie\u015firea din spate d\u0103dea c\u0103tre o curte plin\u0103 de pruni iar pe fundal, \u0163an\u0163o\u015fi, doi mun\u0163i se jucau cu norii. Parterul era format dintr-o singur\u0103 camer\u0103 \u015fi o buc\u0103t\u0103rie, nearanjate ambele \u015fi pline de postere cu Sex Pistols. Aici am avut revela\u0163ia unei desp\u0103r\u0163iri. M-am chinuit s\u0103 scriu un bilet de adio dar ultimele dou\u0103 cuvinte nu st\u0103teau pe h\u00e2rtie, ci se ridicau \u00een aer, sfid\u00e2nd gravita\u0163ia. Nu \u00een\u0163elegeam. Era un semn? \u00cen spatele meu, un pl\u00e2nset \u00eenfundat \u00eemi d\u0103du de \u015ftire c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 aleg unde m\u0103 mut. \u00cemi doream parterul dar nu g\u0103seam ie\u015firea c\u0103tre curte. Nu g\u0103seam nici toaleta. Ce fac, ce fac? Peste toate acestea, \u00eemi era foame.<\/p>\n
Am terminat \u0163igara. Brusc, mi-am dat seama c\u0103 nu aveam nevoie s\u0103 locuiesc \u00een casa cea mare. Pisica era l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, m\u00e2ncase tot pe\u015ftele iar acum se juca lene\u015f\u0103 cu mo\u0163urile cuverturii aflat\u0103 sub mine. \u00cen zare, am v\u0103zut deodat\u0103 un nor gros de fum, gonind speriat c\u0103tre fereastra camerei. \u201eCe-o fi?\u201d. Pisica ap\u0103ru \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00een costum militar, av\u00e2nd o p\u0103l\u0103rie cu pene \u015fi o curea cu dinamit\u0103. \u201eHaide, e timpul s\u0103-i st\u00e2rpim pe \u0103\u015ftia!\u201d, \u00eemi spuse enervat\u0103 de g\u0103l\u0103gia care se apropia din ce \u00een ce mai tare. M-am ridicat ca un resort, am f\u0103cut un pipi, m-am sp\u0103lat pe din\u0163i, mi-am pus c\u0103ma\u015fa \u015fi cravata apoi am purces spre balcon. Acolo, colonia de mu\u015fte care-mi toca florile preg\u0103tise deja tot arsenalul pentru b\u0103t\u0103lia cu trupele de ocupa\u0163ie. \u201eV\u0103 iert pentru asta dar \u00eemi cump\u0103ra\u0163i alte flori!\u201d le-am spus dojenitor. Apoi, \u015fterg\u00e2ndu-ne sudoarea, am a\u015fteptat…<\/p>\n
Marian Iancu venise \u015fi el, rug\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 mut \u00een casa cea mare. Mi-a zis c\u0103 vorbise \u015fi cu un coleg de-al meu, care vroia s\u0103 locuiasc\u0103 la parter \u015fi poate a\u015fa veneam \u015fi eu. \u201eCum la parter?…La parter vreau eu. Bine, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc mai mult la nevast\u0103-mea, nu pot s-o las la subsol, dup\u0103 at\u00e2\u0163ia ani de munc\u0103…\u201d. \u201eVorbe\u015fte cu amicul, colegul \u0103sta al t\u0103u \u015fi vede\u0163i cum face\u0163i. Mie \u00eemi este indiferent cum sta\u0163i, at\u00e2t timp c\u00e2t sta\u0163i acolo. O s\u0103 v\u0103 renovez eu casa, nu v\u0103 face\u0163i probleme. Acum, c\u0103 juc\u0103m \u00een grupe, am bani.\u201d. \u201eBiiiine.\u201d, spun eu. \u201eDar mai \u00eent\u00e2i trebuie s\u0103 nimicim trupele de ocupa\u0163ie. Mai aduce\u0163i-mi doi pe\u015fti pentru pisic\u0103, s\u0103 mai c\u00e2\u015ftige dou\u0103 vie\u0163i. Nu, mai bine \u00eenc\u0103 patru. A\u015fa o s\u0103 aib\u0103 un\u015fpe vie\u0163i.\u201d. \u015ei apoi m\u0103 pun pe a\u015fteptat.<\/p>\n
Norul se apropia rapid c\u0103tre garsonier\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2nd \u00een spatele lui lanuri de gr\u00e2ne c\u0103lcate \u00een forme geometrice. Un puternic miros de parfum d\u0103dea vijeliei un roz \u0163ip\u0103tor iar voci groase \u015fi pi\u0163ig\u0103iate se \u00eencol\u0103ceau confuz. Mu\u015ftele fixaser\u0103 armamentul c\u0103tre zece puncte fixe, urm\u0103rind comanda mea. \u00cencremenit, m\u0103 chinuiam s\u0103 prind c\u00e2teva cr\u00e2mpeie clare ale vocilor care se apropiau. Mai mult de un \u201eh\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103\u201d nu prindeam nimic. Pisica \u00eemi raport\u0103 c\u0103 a auzit \u015fui ea un \u201emot\u0103nel marinel\u201d \u015fi un \u201ehi, hi\u201d. M\u0103i s\u0103 fie…Or fi b\u0103ie\u0163ii de la Cioburi<\/strong>? Nu \u015ftiam ce s\u0103 fac…S\u0103 dau comanda de atac sau nu? Mu\u015ftele priveau nervoase iar aripile \u00eencepuser\u0103 s\u0103 le tremure sacadat. \u201eAcum e momentul!\u201d, am r\u0103cnit. Sergiu Nicolaescu \u00eemi trimise un sms \u00een care \u00eemi l\u0103ud\u0103 ini\u0163iativa. Mu\u015ftele zburdar\u0103 c\u0103tre \u0163inte, \u00een timp ce pisica molf\u0103ia de zor la pe\u015ftii pe care mi-i aduse Iancu. \u201eTe rog, te-ai hot\u0103r\u00e2t cu casa?\u201d. Am crezut c\u0103-i dau una. \u201eIancule, e\u015fti nebun? Tu nu vezi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 distrug norul \u0103sta?? Adic\u0103, s-au chinuit mu\u015ftele astea degeaba s\u0103 preg\u0103teasc\u0103 tot arsenalul din balcon? Pisica asta lene\u015f\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi ea a pus m\u00e2na pe o arm\u0103 \u015fi a venit la oaste! Uite, se apropie r\u0103zboiul \u015fi tu m\u0103 f#\u0163i cu casa ta! E\u015fti nebun??\u201d. Marian, devenit nu \u015ftiu cum Marean, m\u0103 privi nedumerit \u015fi-mi zise:\u201dOmule, eu te \u00eentreb dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te mu\u0163i \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 iar tu \u00eemi spui de mu\u015fte r\u0103zboinice, arsenalul pisicii \u015fi r\u0103zboiul cu un nor?…Cine e nebun?\u201d…Am sim\u0163it ultimele cuvinte ca o palm\u0103. A\u015fa era. Eu eram nebun. Am v\u0103rsat o lacrim\u0103 \u015fi m-am dus s\u0103-mi aprind o \u0163igar\u0103. \u00cen pat.<\/p>\n \u201e-B\u0103h, opri\u0163i norul, c\u0103 am ajuns!<\/p>\n -Unde, mot\u0103nel?<\/p>\n -\u00cen paradis, vulpi\u0163a mea!<\/p>\n -Vai, ce dulce e\u015fti…Mergem \u00een camer\u0103?<\/p>\n -Da, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Bem ceva \u015fi ne facem de cap!<\/p>\n -Bine, marinelul meu…Spune-i b\u0103iatului s\u0103-mi aduc\u0103 \u015fi cutiile cu pantofi.<\/p>\n -Boc, ai auzit ce-a zis doamna? Ia-i \u015fi cutiile cu sandale. Iar mie s\u0103-mi aduci valiza cu b\u0103utur\u0103!<\/p>\n -Am auzit, \u00een p#la mea…\u2019Ra\u0163i-ai dreacu\u2019, v\u0103 juca\u0163i cu min\u0163ile oamenilor…Da, da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i!\u201d<\/p>\n \u00cen spatele lor, perechile de ochi ale mu\u015ftelor a\u015fteptau comanda mea. S-a\u015ftepte…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" C\u0103zut \u00een transa finalului de licoare, \u00eemi aprind o \u0163igar\u0103. \u00cen pat. Privesc t\u00e2mp c\u0103tre fumul obosit care-mi iese din n\u0103ri \u015fi deschid u\u015fa casei. Spa\u0163iu mare, subsol, parter \u015fi etaj. Pe o farfurie, doi …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,93],"tags":[133,772,3580],"class_list":["post-4922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-editorial","tag-aberatie","tag-cioburi","tag-vis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}