\u0162rrrr!<\/p>\n
-Da!<\/p>\n
-mmmmm..<\/p>\n
-Alo!<\/p>\n
-mmmmm..<\/p>\n
-Cine e?<\/p>\n
-mmmeu mmmsunt. Ce ai cu tata?<\/p>\n
-A, s\u0103ru\u2019m\u00e2na. M\u0103 ierta\u0163i, nu v-am auzit, era g\u0103l\u0103gie\u2026<\/p>\n
-mmmcum nu ai auzit? Mmmm…<\/p>\n
-Se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103…V\u0103 rog, cu ce v\u0103 pot ajuta, domni\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n
-mmmmeu nu sunt domni\u0163\u0103, da? Mmmmdomni\u0163ele erau alea \u00eembr\u0103cate na\u015fpa \u015fi care mmmnu se sp\u0103lau. Te spun lu\u2019 mmmmtata dac\u0103 r\u00e2zi de mine…<\/p>\n
-Nu, v\u0103 rog, a fost o form\u0103 de polite\u0163e..<\/p>\n
-mmmmm! Nu m\u0103 contrazice! Mmmmmmmmm…<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog…<\/p>\n
-Ce ai cu tata? mmmmde ce \u00eei ceri bani?<\/p>\n
-Hm…Despre ce vorbi\u0163i, domni\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n
-mmmmmmmmm!<\/p>\n
-Pardon, domni\u015foar\u0103…<\/p>\n
-mmmmcum despre ce? \u00cei ceri bani lu\u2019 tata? De unde s\u0103-\u0163i dea tata bani?<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog, fi\u0163i mai explicit\u0103…M\u00e2nca\u0163i ceva, c\u0103ci nu v\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg?<\/p>\n
-mmmmm! S\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci tu, bondocule! Eu nu mmmm\u0103n\u00e2nc!<\/p>\n
-Domni\u0163\u0103..\u0103\u0103, domni\u015foar\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 m\u00e2nca\u0163i c\u0103ci altfel nu ajungea\u0163i mare, hi, hi…<\/p>\n
-mmmmm! mmmare e\u015fti tu, umflatule mmmmic! Eu nu sunt mmmmare! Te spun lu\u2019 taaataaa!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, sunte\u0163i mare..Adic\u0103, ave\u0163i o v\u00e2rst\u0103…Adic\u0103 nu mai sunte\u0163i mic\u0103…<\/p>\n
-mmmmnu sunt b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n
-\u015etiu, vroiam s\u0103 spun c\u0103 nu mai sunte\u0163i la gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103, \u00een sensul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n
-mmmm…da, nu mai sunt! Sunt \u00een Parlamentul European, prostule! Te spun lu\u2019 tata!<\/p>\n
-Deci, cu ce v\u0103 pot ajuta?<\/p>\n
-mmmm! Tu n-auzi, m\u0103? De ce \u00eei ceri bani lu\u2019 tata?<\/p>\n
-Domni\u015foar\u0103, nu v\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg! Despre ce bani vorbi\u0163i, la ce v\u0103 referi\u0163i? Vorbi\u0163i mai clar.<\/p>\n
-mmmmmm! mmmeu vorbesc clar! Mmmmm! Te spun lu\u2019 tata!<\/p>\n
-Of, v\u0103 rog, am treab\u0103, de ce m-a\u0163i sunat?<\/p>\n
-mmmmmm! ascult\u0103-m\u0103, piticule! S\u0103 nu-i mmmmai ceri bani lu\u2019 tata!<\/p>\n
-Pfuai, bine, bine, nu-i mai cer..Hai, dac\u0103 e\u015fti cuminte \u015fi \u00eenchizi telefonul \u015fi te duci la Bruxelles, nu-i mai cer…<\/p>\n
-mmmm, sigur?<\/p>\n
-Da, da, sigur! Numai s\u0103 \u00eenchizi telefonul \u0103la odat\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Dac\u0103 mmm\u0103 mmmmin\u0163i te spun lu\u2019 tata!<\/p>\n
-Da, \u015ftiu, nu te mint…Hai, pa-aa!<\/p>\n
-mmmmm, bine, prostule, \u015f\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 uit s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 min\u0163i..<\/p>\n
-Da, da…<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/p>\n
…Proasta naibii…uuuuf!<\/p>\n
-Boc, cui \u00eei zici tu proast\u0103?<\/p>\n
-\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, pardon, cine e?…Ah, n-am \u00eenchis telefonul…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, p\u0103i prost e\u015fti tu, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-M\u0103 ierta\u0163i, eram aici cu o vecin\u0103, f\u0103cea g\u0103l\u0103gie..<\/p>\n
-Boc, vezi cu taxa aia, c\u0103 mi-a cerut asta mic\u0103 bani pentru cump\u0103r\u0103turile ei, dracu\u2019 \u015ftie ce tot cump\u0103r\u0103 at\u00e2t!<\/p>\n
-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i…Ce tax\u0103?<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, vezi cu preziden\u0163ialele!<\/p>\n
-aaa, da! Am \u00een\u0163eles.<\/p>\n
-Hai, mi\u015fc\u0103! N-o f\u0103 pe aia mic\u0103 s\u0103 te spun\u0103 lu\u2019 ta-su! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, iar am glumit bine!<\/p>\n
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\u0162rrrr! -Da! -mmmmm.. -Alo! -mmmmm.. -Cine e? -mmmeu mmmsunt. Ce ai cu tata? -A, s\u0103ru\u2019m\u00e2na. M\u0103 ierta\u0163i, nu v-am auzit, era g\u0103l\u0103gie\u2026 -mmmcum nu ai auzit? Mmmm… -Se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103…V\u0103 rog, cu ce v\u0103 pot …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[426,520,3295,3307],"class_list":["post-4941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-bani","tag-boc","tag-taxa","tag-telefon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4941\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}