{"id":499,"date":"2008-05-22T12:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T09:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/05\/22\/bula-la-scoala\/"},"modified":"2008-05-22T12:19:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-22T09:19:00","slug":"bula-la-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/05\/bula-la-scoala\/","title":{"rendered":"Bula la scoala."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Profesoara intreaba:<br \/>&#8211; Ce este verde si sare pe campie?<br \/> Raspuns din clasa: &#8211; Broasca!<br \/>Profesoara: &#8211; Corect &#8211; dar putea fi si un greiere.<br \/>-Ce este maro si sare prin padure?<br \/>Raspuns din clasa: &#8211; Caprioara!<br  \/>Profesoara: &#8211; Corect &#8211; dar putea fi si un cerb.<br \/>Bula agitat cere permisiunea de a pune si el o intrebare: &#8211; Ce este tare cand se ia in gura, dar moale si lipicioasa cand se scoate?<br \/>Profesoara ofensata ii trage vreo doua perechi de palme lui Bula care zice:<br \/> &#8211; Corect &#8211; dar putea fi si o guma de mestecat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Profesoara intreaba:&#8211; Ce este verde si sare pe campie? Raspuns din clasa: &#8211; Broasca!Profesoara: &#8211; Corect &#8211; dar putea fi si un greiere.-Ce este maro si sare prin padure?Raspuns din clasa: &#8211; Caprioara!Profesoara: &#8211; Corect &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}