{"id":4994,"date":"2009-08-16T23:47:13","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T20:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=4994"},"modified":"2009-08-16T23:47:13","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T20:47:13","slug":"horoscopul-saptamanii-17-23-august-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/08\/horoscopul-saptamanii-17-23-august-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii 17-23 august 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vara se apropie de finalizare precum un \u00eencep\u0103tor \u00een arta amorului, cuprins de erotismul unei fete cu mai multe g\u0103uri dec\u00e2t capacele de canal. Av\u00e2nd Venus (muntele) retrograd \u00een Laura Andre\u015fan<\/strong>, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aceasta este plin\u0103 de reu\u015fite pentru fiecare zodie \u00een parte, din p\u0103cate seria pozitiv\u0103 fiind limitat\u0103 doar la am\u0103r\u00e2\u0163ii din Monte Carlo.<\/p>\n

Pe\u015fti<\/strong>. Diminea\u0163a zilei de luni v\u0103 va aduce \u00eenc\u0103 o h\u00e2rc\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t. Regretul c\u0103 duminic\u0103 seara, beat fiind, a\u0163i agasat cireada de g\u00e2\u015fte din Ci\u015fmigiu, f\u0103r\u0103 nicio finalizare concret\u0103 pe ciocul vreuneia, o s\u0103 v\u0103 urm\u0103reasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 joi c\u00e2nd ve\u0163i \u00eencerca din nou, de data aceasta av\u00e2nd o alt\u0103 abordare, meiul de la papagalul dumneavoastr\u0103. Ve\u0163i reu\u015fi iar p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 o s\u0103 sc\u0103pa\u0163i \u015fi de penele prinse \u00een prepu\u0163.<\/p>\n

Berbec<\/strong>. Mar\u0163i ve\u0163i avea un accident de ma\u015fin\u0103. Nu v\u0103 speria\u0163i, nu o s\u0103 ave\u0163i dec\u00e2t un cucui pozi\u0163ionat excelent \u00een centrul frun\u0163ii precum un maestru budist. Va trebui s\u0103 explica\u0163i poli\u0163i\u015ftilor de ce a\u0163i furat \u015fi condus o ma\u015fin\u0103 de gunoi pe bulevardul Unirii, p\u0103r\u0103sind-o apoi \u00een holul blocului fostului\/ei iubit\/e. O s\u0103 fie o declara\u0163ie lung\u0103 \u0163in\u00e2nd cont de faptul c\u0103 sunte\u0163i \u00een com\u0103 alcoolic\u0103.<\/p>\n

Taur<\/strong>. Ave\u0163i\u00a0 \u015fansa de a c\u00e2\u015ftiga la loto. P\u0103cat c\u0103 nu ave\u0163i bani s\u0103 merge\u0163i p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Bangladesh s\u0103 pune\u0163i un bilet, c\u0103ci acolo este cel mai probabil s\u0103 deveni\u0163i bogat \u00een urma loteriei. \u00cen rest, nimic nou \u00een astrograma dumneavoastr\u0103, poate doar o u\u015foar\u0103 cre\u015ftere a num\u0103rului deja mare de autosatisfacere zilnic\u0103. S\u0103 sper\u0103m c\u0103 nu orbi\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Gemeni<\/strong>. Unde sunt doi puterea cre\u015fte, \u00een cazul dumneavoastr\u0103 unde sunt doi boi, vacile pleac\u0103 la taur. M\u0103car v\u0103 relaxa\u0163i \u00een delt\u0103: dumneavoastr\u0103, primarul \u015fi t\u00e2n\u0163arul. Ave\u0163i grij\u0103 cu b\u0103utura, s-ar putea s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentoarce\u0163i cr\u0103c\u0103nat din vacan\u0163\u0103, la \u0163ar\u0103 dragostea fiind oarb\u0103.<\/p>\n

Rac<\/strong>. S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aceasta v\u0103 ve\u0163i relaxa prin… munc\u0103. Ascult\u00e2nd sfaturile b\u0103tr\u00e2nului ciung omniprezent la c\u00e2rciuma dintre blocuri, conform c\u0103ruia munca \u00eennobileaz\u0103 fraierul, v\u0103 dedica\u0163i total corpora\u0163iei. V\u0103 pierde\u0163i iubita, prietenii, ma\u015fina \u015fi porcu\u015forul de Guineea, dar m\u0103car a\u0163i ajutat firma cum a\u0163i putut mai bine. \u00centr-un final v\u0103 ve\u0163i da demisia, nemaisuport\u00e2nd faptul c\u0103 sunte\u0163i supervisor de wc-uri.<\/p>\n

Leu<\/strong>. Felicit\u0103ri, miercuri iubita v\u0103 va suna \u015fi v\u0103 va anun\u0163a c\u0103 o s\u0103 fi\u0163i t\u0103tic. Este \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103 luni \u015fi se va \u00eentoarce \u00een \u0163ar\u0103 dup\u0103 ce a fost consultant financiar patru luni \u00een Spania. Ve\u0163i ob\u0163ine un credit la banc\u0103, ve\u0163i cump\u0103ra, pe numele so\u0163iei evident, un apartament \u00een Victoriei. S\u0103 v\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

Fecioar\u0103<\/strong>. Miercuri pl\u0103nui\u0163i o escapad\u0103 nocturn\u0103, finalizat\u0103 cu mici, bere \u015fi dou\u0103 domni\u015foare mai u\u015foare \u00een p\u0103dure la B\u0103neasa. Aici, total \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor, dup\u0103 un copac la un \u015fu\u015fu inevitabil, v\u0103 ve\u0163i \u00eent\u00e2lni cu tat\u0103l dumneavoastr\u0103, venit \u015fi el al\u0103turi de vecina de la etajul trei s\u0103 observe fauna diversificat\u0103 \u00een miez de noapte.<\/p>\n

Balan\u0163\u0103<\/strong>. Ajuns acas\u0103 de la serviciu v\u0103 ve\u0163i surprinde so\u0163ia al\u0103turi de instalator, administrator \u015fi fratele dumneavoastr\u0103 la un texas hold’em. \u00cei saluta\u0163i, v\u0103 scuza\u0163i c\u0103 nu mai pute\u0163i r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u015fi merge\u0163i fericit s\u0103 v\u0103 culca\u0163i, \u00eens\u0103 nu pute\u0163i adormi din cauza unui \u0163ip\u0103t sacadat. V\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u0163i c\u0103 o fi de deasupra \u015fi \u00eentr-un final a\u0163ipi\u0163i. De diminea\u0163\u0103 v\u0103 trezi\u0163i cu instalatorul sfor\u0103ind l\u00e2ng\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een chilo\u0163i. Da\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 ridica\u0163i, \u00eens\u0103 sim\u0163i\u0163i o anumit\u0103 jen\u0103 \u00een partea dorsal\u0103. V\u0103 ruga\u0163i s\u0103 ave\u0163i hemoroizi.<\/p>\n

Scorpion<\/strong>. Participa\u0163i la concursul anual de halit momi\u0163e de curcan. \u00cel c\u00e2\u015ftiga\u0163i deta\u015fat, \u00eens\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i cu un gust amar c\u00e2nd realiza\u0163i c\u0103 respectivul concurs s-a realizat \u00eentr-un centru de ecarisaj. Vineri \u00eencepe\u0163i s\u0103 ave\u0163i din ce \u00een ce mai multe ticuri: v\u0103 sc\u0103rpina\u0163i cu piciorul drept pe ceaf\u0103, l\u0103tra\u0163i mai r\u0103gu\u015fit \u015fi, din fericire, pute\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 linge\u0163i \u015fi \u00eentre picioare.<\/p>\n

S\u0103get\u0103tor<\/strong>. \u00cen urma incidentului produs s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, soldat cu moartea a patruzeci \u015fi trei de minoritari, \u00eencepe\u0163i s\u0103 ave\u0163i halucina\u0163ii \u00een care este prezent un nene luminos care v\u0103 spune c\u0103 nu este vina dumneavoastr\u0103 c\u0103 vi s-a desc\u0103rcat accidental mitraliera, cu \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tor dublu \u015fi piedic\u0103 \u00eempotriva bloc\u0103rii cartu\u015fului pe \u0163eav\u0103, tocmai \u00een momentul \u00een care trecea\u0163i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o nunt\u0103 desf\u0103\u015furat\u0103 \u00eentre blocuri.<\/p>\n

Capricorn<\/strong>.\u00a0 V\u0103 anun\u0163a\u0163i iubitul c\u0103 pleca\u0163i la shopping, fiind sezonul reducerilor. Al\u0103turi de cele mai bune prietene v\u0103 pozitiona\u0163i cortul fix \u00een centrul unui mall din Viena. Gura cortului este orientat\u0103 c\u0103tre intrarea la H&M \u00een speran\u0163a c\u0103 le ve\u0163i lua fa\u0163a nenorocitelor care dau buluc \u00een magazin. Seara, dup\u0103 o zi plin\u0103 de probat rochi\u0163e, pantofi \u015fi bile anale, aprinde\u0163i un foc de tab\u0103r\u0103 \u015fi savura\u0163i un joint al\u0103turi de un Campari Orange. V\u0103 b\u00e2rfi\u0163i iubi\u0163ii, a\u015fa, \u00eentre prietene, fiind con\u015ftiente de faptul c\u0103 nu a\u0163i l\u0103sa pe nicio curv\u0103 dintre ele s\u0103 se aproprie de b\u0103rbatul dumneavoastr\u0103. Pantofii \u015fi b\u0103rba\u0163ii sunt dou\u0103 lucruri diferite \u015fi din punctul dumneavoastr\u0103 de vedere.<\/p>\n

V\u0103rs\u0103tor<\/strong>. S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aceasta va fi un fiasco total pentru v\u0103rs\u0103tori. Da\u0163i afar\u0103 de la munc\u0103, g\u0103sesc ma\u015fina spart\u0103 \u00een parcare, moment \u00een care observ\u0103 c\u0103 iese fum pe geamul de la balcon. Nemaiav\u00e2nd nimic de f\u0103cut, \u00eencep s\u0103 bea, dormind pe la prieteni, distrug\u00e2ndu-le \u015fi acestora familia. Cel mai ghinionist dintre v\u0103rs\u0103tori va candida la pre\u015feden\u0163ie, \u00een urma unui pariu pierdut, \u015fi va deveni cel mai mare \u00een stat pentru urm\u0103torii cinci ani. Ba\u015fca, va \u015fi cheli.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vara se apropie de finalizare precum un \u00eencep\u0103tor \u00een arta amorului, cuprins de erotismul unei fete cu mai multe g\u0103uri dec\u00e2t capacele de canal. Av\u00e2nd Venus (muntele) retrograd \u00een Laura Andre\u015fan, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aceasta este plin\u0103 …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,103],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate-n-luna-si-stele-verzi","category-promo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4994"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4994\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}