\u0162rrr!<\/p>\n
-Da, da…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, hai c\u0103 e\u015fti simpatic!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi, mul\u0163umesc!<\/p>\n
-Taci, Boc! Ia zi, tu e\u015fti \u00een criz\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Da, de cele mai multe ori de timp. \u015ei uneori sunt \u00een criz\u0103 de idei.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, e\u015fti prost! \u00cen criz\u0103 de idei e\u015fti tot timpul!<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, tu nu ai idei! Cine \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103 \u0163ie ideile?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-Io, b\u0103h, Boc, io sunt \u0103la!<\/p>\n
-E, nu…<\/p>\n
-Cum, nu? Tu nu ai idei! E\u015fti idiot da\u2019 nu ai idei.<\/p>\n
-Ba am!<\/p>\n
-Ba nu!<\/p>\n
-Ba da!<\/p>\n
-Ba nu!<\/p>\n
-Boc, te pleznesc!<\/p>\n
-Bine, ave\u0163i dreptate…<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, ce-mi place de tine! Deci eu am idei, nu?<\/p>\n
-Da, da, ave\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-Boc, mai cu for\u0163\u0103! Iar n-ai m\u00e2ncat?<\/p>\n
-Da, ave\u0163i idei!<\/p>\n
-Aha! Ai m\u00e2ncat…B\u0103h, da\u2019 sincer, ai b\u0103ut \u015fi tu ceva?<\/p>\n
-Da, normal. Am b\u0103ut un fre\u015f de portocale \u015fi o ap\u0103 plat\u0103, dac\u0103 v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Eu m\u0103 refeream s\u0103 bei ceva serios, b\u0103h, nu prostii! De aia nu ai idei, b\u0103h, Boc!<\/p>\n
-Bine c\u0103 ai tu…<\/p>\n
-Ce zici, Boc?<\/p>\n
-Nimic, tu\u015feam…<\/p>\n
-Boc, te joci cu elef\u0103n\u0163elu! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, ce-am zis-o \u015fi pe asta!<\/p>\n
-Da, da…<\/p>\n
-Auzi, da\u2019 ideile mele sunt bune?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-Normal c\u0103 sunt bune! Mai stai s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u015fti? N-o \u015ftii pe aia cu ideile?<\/p>\n
-Nu.<\/p>\n
-Prost s\u0103 fii, noroc s\u0103 ai, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, ce-mi place!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, unde-s ideile?<\/p>\n
-Ce idei?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, a\u0163i spus c\u0103 e o poant\u0103 cu ideile…\u015ei nu e. E cu prostu\u2019.<\/p>\n
-Prost e\u015fti tu, b\u0103h, Boc. Asta nu era o poant\u0103. Te \u00eentrebam dac\u0103 le \u015ftii cu ideile. Dar v\u0103d c\u0103 nu le \u015ftii. \u015ei nici nu bei. Nu-mi e\u015fti simpatic.<\/p>\n
-Eh, cum n-am idei? Cine a f\u0103cut programul anti-criz\u0103? Crede\u0163i c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 idei nu-l f\u0103ceam?<\/p>\n
-L-a f\u0103cut Videanu, b\u0103h, cu prost\u0103nacii. Tu n-ai f\u0103cut nimic.<\/p>\n
-Ba da!<\/p>\n
-Ba nu!<\/p>\n
-Ba da!<\/p>\n
-Boc, ai f\u0103cut ceva f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi spui?<\/p>\n
-Nu, a\u015fa e…Nu l-am f\u0103cut eu planul…<\/p>\n
-Vezi, b\u0103h, Boc…A\u015fa \u00eemi place de tine. Hai, c\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u015fti cuminte, te scot afar\u0103 s\u0103 ne juc\u0103m de-a vaporul.<\/p>\n
-Da, da, c\u00e2nd, cum?<\/p>\n
-C\u00e2nd vreau eu. S\u0103-mi treac\u0103 setea asta un pic..Eu o s\u0103 fiu c\u0103pitanul…<\/p>\n
-\u015ei eu pot s\u0103 fiu marinar? Am costum, s\u0103 \u015ftit\u0163i. \u00cel am din clasa a patra!<\/p>\n
-Boc, tu o s\u0103 fii sticla de \u015fampanie, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 lansez vaporul la ap\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! C\u0103 e\u015fti mic \u015fi bondoc, ca o sticl\u0103!<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog….<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, \u015fi Udrea o s\u0103 fie cucoana aia care arunc\u0103 cu sticla \u00een vapor! H\u0103, h\u0103, nu mai pot…\u015ei apoi eu o s\u0103 plec cu ea \u00een larg, s\u0103 mai bem ceva \u015fi tu o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i s\u0103 te scurgi pe jos, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Eh, nu…<\/p>\n
-Ba da, Boc! H\u0103, h\u0103, \u015fi o s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 Geoan\u0103 de tine, o s\u0103-\u0163i spun\u0103 c\u0103 te-ai pi\u015fat pe tine, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Ba nu!<\/p>\n
-Ba da, Boc! H\u0103, h\u0103, auzi, s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 Geoan\u0103 de tine! \u015ei Videanu o s\u0103 arunce cu pietre \u00een tine! H\u0103, h\u0103, nu mai pot…<\/p>\n
-Eh, atunci nu m\u0103 mai joc, na!<\/p>\n
-Treaba ta, Boc, tot f\u0103r\u0103 idei r\u0103m\u00e2i, b\u0103h! H\u0103, h\u0103, nu mai pot, m\u0103 duc s-o sun pe Udrea s\u0103-i spun, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
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\u0162rrr! -Da, da… -B\u0103h, hai c\u0103 e\u015fti simpatic! -Hi, hi, mul\u0163umesc! -Taci, Boc! Ia zi, tu e\u015fti \u00een criz\u0103? -Da, de cele mai multe ori de timp. \u015ei uneori sunt \u00een criz\u0103 de idei. -B\u0103h, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[520,948,1614,3307],"class_list":["post-5030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-boc","tag-criza","tag-idei","tag-telefon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}