{"id":5052,"date":"2009-08-20T13:33:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-20T10:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=5052"},"modified":"2009-08-20T13:33:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T10:33:41","slug":"invazia-binelui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/08\/invazia-binelui\/","title":{"rendered":"Invazia binelui"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"476098132_0f1452350e_o\"Te treze\u015fti diminea\u0163a. Bodog\u0103ne\u015fti \u015fi \u00eenjuri \u00een g\u00e2nd. Este 7 diminea\u0163a \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i intri \u00een pielea de u\u0103rc\u0103r cuminte. Te speli, te brebene\u015fti \u015fi pleci la mama naibii \u00eentr-un cub anost \u015fi uniform. Pe drum te confunzi cu restul dobitocilor cu capete plecate, fe\u0163e c\u00e2rpite de somn \u015fi grimase \u00eencremenite din ziua de ieri. Turma merge ceas. \u00cen micul infern personal de la job e\u015fti roti\u0163a care serve\u015fte sistemul \u015fi de care acesta se poate descotorosi oric\u00e2nd. Importan\u0163a ta este iluzorie \u015fi \u00eentre\u0163inut\u0103 ca motivare exterioar\u0103. Nu valorezi nici c\u00e2t o ceap\u0103 degerat\u0103 iar cel care \u00ee\u0163i spune altfel fie te pup\u0103 \u00een cur fie, dac\u0103 ai \u0163\u00e2\u0163e mari, vrea s\u0103 te cunoasc\u0103 mai bine. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i \u00eenchipui c\u0103 timbildingurile alea de rahat sunt o r\u0103splat\u0103 bine-meritat\u0103 pentru efortul depus \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u015fti bou \u015fi nu \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 sunt doar o alt\u0103 metod\u0103 de manipulare a oligofrenilor corporati\u015fti. \u00cei po\u0163i spune responsabilizare dar nu este dec\u00e2t felul \u00een care lan\u0163urile se str\u00e2ng mai tare si biciul sun\u0103 mai dulce. Oricum ai da-o, c\u0103catul pute la fel indiferent \u00een ce este ambalat. Stai \u00een cubul t\u0103u \u015fi te g\u00e2nde\u015fti c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u0163i mai adie nici o idee prin minte. Vezi tabele, grafice, marketing \u015fi v\u00e2nz\u0103ri. No\u0163iuni de rahat care alt\u0103dat\u0103 nu valorau pentru tine nici m\u0103car c\u00e2t pet-ul de Noroc. Toate astea \u00ee\u0163i fac creierii \u0163\u0103nd\u0103ri \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i acoper\u0103 \u00eencet creierii t\u00e2mpi. Sorescu, Hemingway, Eminescu, Steinbeck sau Steinhardt au disp\u0103rut \u00eentr-o mare de rahat care pune st\u0103p\u00e2nire pe tine. Morisson sau Enescu au fost goni\u0163i de putoare demult.<\/p>\n

Lobotomizat, abia a\u015ftep\u0163i s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103se\u015fti haznaua cu imbecili pentru a \u00eencerca s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i reaminte\u015fti cine e\u015fti. Limba ceasului arat\u0103 ora visat\u0103 \u015fi, parc\u0103 pavlovian, to\u0163i \u00eencep s\u0103 mi\u015fune \u00een speran\u0163a reg\u0103sirii de sine. Cu sinele \u00eengropat \u00een rahat \u015fi mintea func\u0163ion\u00e2nd \u201ccorespunz\u0103tor\u201d nu \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i aminti dec\u00e2t c\u00e2teva evenimente simple care nu necesit\u0103 efort \u00een reproducerea lor. Singurele lucruri pe care \u0163i le reaminte\u015fti ca reprezent\u00e2ndu-te sunt condi\u0163ionate de presa zilnic\u0103 \u015fi discu\u0163iile idioate de la munc\u0103: shopping, bere, achitat facturi, preg\u0103tit mas\u0103, du\u015f, futut programat. Ai uitat de statul \u00een parc, de citit o carte, de mers la concert, teatru sau oper\u0103. Pavlov te \u00eendeamn\u0103 s\u0103 bei aceea\u015fi bere din fiecare sear\u0103, s\u0103 cumperi acelea\u015fi prostii f\u0103r\u0103 sens, s\u0103 faci acelea\u015fi drumuri \u015fi acelea\u015fi lucruri. Cu privirea t\u00e2mp\u0103 te \u00eentorci acas\u0103. Via\u0163a ta de robo\u0163el cuminte se revars\u0103 din cubul puturos din cl\u0103direa din sticl\u0103 peste tot \u00een via\u0163a ta, \u00een ceea ce faci \u015fi spui. Ai uitat cine e\u015fti \u015fi ce faci. Doar exi\u015fti.<\/p>\n

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Te treze\u015fti diminea\u0163a. Bodog\u0103ne\u015fti \u015fi \u00eenjuri \u00een g\u00e2nd. Este 7 diminea\u0163a \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i intri \u00een pielea de u\u0103rc\u0103r cuminte. Te speli, te brebene\u015fti \u015fi pleci la mama naibii \u00eentr-un cub anost \u015fi uniform. …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[914,1783,2190,2326,2768],"class_list":["post-5052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-corporatist","tag-job","tag-munca","tag-oligofreni","tag-rahat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5052"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5052\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}