{"id":514,"date":"2008-05-20T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/05\/20\/o-tipa-merge-la-un-chirurg-plastic\/"},"modified":"2008-05-20T12:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-20T09:30:00","slug":"o-tipa-merge-la-un-chirurg-plastic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/05\/o-tipa-merge-la-un-chirurg-plastic\/","title":{"rendered":"O tipa merge la un chirurg plastic:"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">\n<div style=\"\">O tipa merge la un chirurg plastic:<br \/>&#8211; Doctore, mi-am pierdut urechile \u00eentr-un accident, va rog ajutati-ma!<br \/>&#8211; Nici o problema, va montez o pereche de urechi de la o blonda&#8230; va deranjeaza?<br \/>&#8211; Nu, nu cred, s\u00eent tot urechi.<br \/>Trece o luna, dupa care femeia se \u00eentoarce la cabinet dezorientata.<br \/>Doctorul o \u00eentreaba mirat:<br \/>&#8211; Ce s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat, n-auziti bine?<br \/>&#8211; Ba da, aud perfect, dar&#8230; nu-nteleg nimic!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O tipa merge la un chirurg plastic:&#8211; Doctore, mi-am pierdut urechile \u00eentr-un accident, va rog ajutati-ma!&#8211; Nici o problema, va montez o pereche de urechi de la o blonda&#8230; va deranjeaza?&#8211; Nu, nu cred, s\u00eent &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}